"TRIBE! BREAKFAST!" Queenie called out as she rang a cow bell.
"What the fuck?" Billie mumbled as she woke up.
"I literally hate her." Carl said as he got up.
Billie and Carl headed downstairs with everyone else for breakfast.
"Good morning. Morning." She greeted everybody that came downstairs.
"Why are we in here?" Debbie asked as everyone looked at the dining room table.
"We eat in the dining room. Like civilised people." Queenie spoke.
"Since when?" Ian asked as he came out of the kitchen.
"Since Queenie. Have a seat." She told Ian.
"Let's get you your flaxseed oil pills. Good for the heart. Good for the hair. Your colon." She spoke putting one pill on eat of their plates.
"Daddy." Queenie said putting a handful of random pills on his plate.
"Prostate," She gave to Carl.
"For your hair." She have to Billie.
"God knows I need it after how much bleach I put in it." Billie whispered in Carl's ear, both of them laughed at her statement.
"And for your baby." She finished as she gave the last one to Debbie.
"Quinoa pancakes and yucca fries." Frank said making his way into the dining room and putting two plates down on the table.
"The hell is quinoa?" Ian asked
"Yucca fries sound yucca." Chuckle stated
"Yeah, I'm just gonna go to Micky D's." Carl said.
"I'll come with." Billie said standing up.
"I'm gonna go study at my boyfriend's." Ian spoke.
"Carl, can you give me a ride to the baby store?" Debbie asked.
As everyone got up from their seats. Queenie smashed her hand on the table, making a very loud thud. Everyone froze.
"Come back now!" She demanded.
"Look, your father went to great lengths to prepare this breakfast for you. With love. So, you're gonna sit your little asses down and enjoy it." She demanded.
Everyone slowly made their way back to the table to sit down. While Queenie was standing next to Franks seat.
"Need to have a little more respect for this man, right here." Queenie says whilst combing her hand through Franks hair.
"Yeah, you hear that?" Frank says.
Ian sarcastically nods whilst everyone else stays silent.
Suddenly, Queenie starts to sing a song, majority of them, do not know. Frank begins to sing with her as she makes her way back to her seat.
"Join us!" Queenie says to the table.
"I don't know the words." Debbie speaks.
They keep singing as they all sit there, confused.
"I don't want to know the words." Carl says as he shakes his head.
"Fake it." Queenie says as she sits down.
As they sing, there is a sudden knock on the door. Frank keeps singing the song as he makes his way to the front door and continues to sing as he opens it.
Everyone looks at the two in pure horror and confusion.
Frank opens the door to a tall man with a black beanie and continues to sing as he is standing there. The man looks horrified.
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eilish - carl gallagher
Fanfiction(PLEASE READ!!!) this story is discontinued thus far. i most likely won't come back to it but you never know. the writing is truely awful, none of it was drafted nor planned i just wrote as i went so if there are plot holes (they definitely is) jus...
