(This- THIS IS A REAL PICTURE- LIKE I KNOW PHILLL SAID HE WAS RIPPED BUT WHAT THE HELL-)
Me: Anyways...THIS IS SCAREY- THIS GUY CAN SLIT YOUR THROUGH AND WILL SLIT YOUR THROUGH- if he wanted to HE CAN-
Ranboo: I know I have known this what do mean? I cuddle with this guy I am lucky I did not get chocked I MEAN LOOK AT HIM-
Me: Oh- yeah that would be stupid if you did not BUT STILL WHAT THE HELL- literally no one would ever mug you guys you are like 6'6 tall bitch and then A FUCKING SHITTING SECRET DOUBLE LIFE BODY BUILDER-
Ranboo: I mean I do have weak arms but if I ever go into an alley way at night I will take Tubbo-
Me: can I borrow him tomorrow I needed to go to this creepy grocery store which have some good looking bagels-
Ranboo: Bagels you say? You can take him anytime just bring me some..and if you dare flirt with my boy you will get-
Me: got it I would never I think of him as a brother ew-
Ranboo: k but get the bagels-
Me: yes boss man-
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Bee duo Oneshots [Plantonic]
Fanfictionbee duo fanfictions Because i can..what you gonna do about it- Also requests are open I probably will write it if you comment- Disclaimer: these are all au's no smut in my fanfiction because they are minors and no NSFW about the charecters or anythi...