have you heard of my favourite singer-

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Me: have you heard of my favourite singer Milkbur Moot?

Readers: you mean Wilbur soot?

Me: No no Milkbur Moot his song goes in the lines of "I have got the milk but he is just a carton-"

Readers: ..no I haven't

Me: uhh what was it called- Oh yeah Your new Milkman! The chorus is Your new Milkman is a dickhead .......YOOOOO

Readers: ..any other favourite singers?

Me: oh you don't pike this taste how about My life In the sea

Readers: oh yeah by Tubbo-

Me: No no by marine biologist It goes like "If I'm gonna be honest, I need a little ses water to breathe

And I'm living, and hating that I have a life by the sea

If I'm gonna be honest, I need a little bit of a weeb

And I'm living and hating my life by the sea~"

Readers: ...never heard of neither of them-

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