Bee duo Oneshots [Plantonic]

Now that is your nickname (part 2)

Ranboo's pov

He laughs as I say 'i am not kidding he is dying and I do not care'

'Alright then whatever' he says

'What? I am like killing your future uh- boyfriend or husband or whatever'

'No cause that would be sucide for you'

*Processing input*

*Realisation*

'WHAT? YOU CAN FLIRT JUST TRY HARDER!' I say as he looks Confused

'What-'

'You said it would be sucide I am so happy the only joke you have made which is making me laugh'

'Oh well I guess but that is not happening'

'Aww come on just marry me how difficult would it be?'

'Uh huh do you even know how long a wedding would take to plan and secondly it is not happening'

'What? Stop crushing my dreams plus I am a billionaire Tubbo'

'Oh rich boo I am considering marrying you'

'Wow gold digger Tubbo!'

'Yes because your personality is not preferred so atleast you know have money'

'Well do I atleast look good?'

'No that is why I did not even talk about it' ..well I already knew that but gosh it usually doesn't hurt this bad

(Tubbo ...YOU IDIOT! OH HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW HE HAS FACE DYSMORPHIA! NOOO STOP IT!)

'you know you have been acting very weird you go silent sometimes and the your tactical flirting thing'

'The tactical flirting is just for you bee but about the silent part I do not exactly know'

'you do not?'

'yeah actually i feel weird today'

'Why do you think that?'

'if I knew I would say but I feel weird-'

'Are you sick? headache? Stomach problems? What if you have hit yourself on the head that would make sense' his hand was now on my forehead'

'What- not like a sickness you id- wait I am the idiot' he slightly laughs

'Okay but maybe see a doctor'

'Nope first I gotta kill Leo'

'Welp' he says I slightly laugh walking off..

I do feel weird ..

Do I like Tubbo? I mean..

It would make sense..

He is really cute..shit I do like him..

But that's is literally so stupid..he literally likes Leo..

I sigh ..like he said no personality and not even 2% as good looking as Leo

(HAVE YOU LOOKED AT YOUR EYEBROWS THEY ARE LITERALLY SO GOOD? AND THIS GUY DOES NOT EVEN GO TO A SALON WHAT THE FU-)

...dang it should have just not picked up on him like that I can't do anything about the stupid face but atleast could have been better to him..

I hate this plus he would literally go out with anyone exept me ..

'Hey? The fuck are you being depressed for I had to get detention!' Tommy said as I laugh

'How did you get in trouble?'