Bee duo Oneshots [Plantonic]

A coffee surge part 4

Yeah part 4 because I can? Did I miss a request or do you have one? ( My adhd self can't remember because I think I did have one but I can't remember- TwT remind me if I do-)

Ranboo's pov

'Where the fuck where you Ranboo?' Tommy said tapping his feet

Oh sorry I was too busy making out with Tubbo- I can't say that out loud 'uh.. Coffee boy had a busy shift'

'Oh perhaps the shift includes an intense makeout session behind the counter?' he says rolling his eyes ..

(HE KNOWS- BITCH THAT IS ACCURATE-)

'Uh- some what that-' 'Great atleast now you are honest about it but we have a mission'

'roger Innit' 'urgh do not say that you American piece of shit-'

(yeah innit from American people sounds weird- but I would never say that.. unless you go off at me about saying "cheese burger"-)

*After Ranboo does whatever Government Assassins do at a Mission..how would I know..unless-*

I sigh.. finally I am done with my work for today..

Wait.. Coffee boy does not know about this..

And I JUST REALISED I HAVE NOT EVEN ASKED HIM OUT -

FUCK! Okay..I can go Their with a gift for him and ask him out..

About the government assassin part..

I mean...does he need to know how many people his boyfriend will or has killed? ..no right-

Urgh.. fine I mean my job is not for something bad right? I work for the government not the mafia-

(Tell that to mafia Ranboo-)

Alright fine I will ask him out tomorrow..

Coffee boy's pov

(Wut- wrong one sorry-)

Tubbo's pov

..did that- did that just happen Ranboo just kissed me..

INFRONT OF LIKE 5 CUSTOMERS-

Okay..this fine- this is fine-

AHHHHHHHHHH-

(What- I thought you were ca about it-)

Okay..I have customers I need to focus on that first..

I escavated the customers orders one by one..

I look to the clock oh fuck..it is already 9 pm I have to close the shop..

I closed the shop and I start walking home..

I sigh... Ranboo my regular.. really really hot customer just kissed me-

(Ayoo- Tubbo we get it-)

My face flushes red..why did he leave in such I hurry tho..

What if he didn't intend the kiss..

My eyebrows slightly furrowed..

What if it was just some stupid thing he did accidentally..

But- then he kissed me when he walked off in a hurry..

Oh-god...I just hope he doesn't stop visiting the shop .. because of my stupid crush..

But he kissed me Twice with no hesitation the time when he was leaving-

Oh my god this is a little to much for my
dyslexic brain can't figure this out..

Just leave it..

*The very next day*

By this time Our coffee boy has convinced himself that Ranboo had done it without any intention because author wants audience retention and does not care about their feelings-

(FUCK YOU MYSELF FOR 2 SECONDS AGO-)

..I hear the bell of the cafe ring..at this ungodly hour of the morning this could only mean-

'Coffee boy? You here?' mt face turns red I look up from my register where I was calculating about my monthly taxes-

(don't worry about taxes your boyfriend works for the government-)

Ranboo was in a suit?

(WHAT COLOR-)

A red suit with flowers in his hand .. except from the fact that he looked amazing who were those for?

(BRUH- YOU OBLIVIOUS PEICE OF SHIT-)

'Coffee boy what are you doing?'

'i could ask you the same a suit?' 'what was it unnecessary?' I slightly giggled

'i mean depends on what it is for plus you look handsome' I wink as his face slightly flushed..

Did he blush? No way do I need glasses-

(BORROW MINE BITCH-)

'I uh- coffee boy would you like to perhaps be my boyfriend?'

'pardon?'

(I HEARD THE PARDON FROM TGE MENE DICK'S PIZZA- BHAHAHAHA- HELP- MY STOMACH HURTS-)

did I hear that right? 'uh- just would you uh- perhaps like to be my boyfriend?'

My face was red 'I- of course?'

'FINALLY'. I heard one?

Huh? 'Oh- uh nothing to see here we am uh- invisible' Wilbur and Tommy?

I slightly laugh 'Did you seriously bring your brothers as wingmans? You know that they kind of suck at it'

'yeah they do-' 'EY DO NOT SAY THAT YOU WERE PANICKING A MINUTE AGO IF CROISSANT BOY WOULD REJECT YOU NOT NOT-' Wilbur slaps his hand on Tommy's mouth as I hear him muffle

'Ahah- continue we would be off' as he dragged Tommy back me and Ranboo burst out laughing

'Okay but that is kind of cute that your brothers did that for you-'

'uh.. about that..'

*Dramatic skip*

'so you are a government assassin ..and they are not your brothers?' I say completely shocked as Ranboo takes a sip of his coffe trying not to make eye contact..

I mean he did lie but he had no choice to it..

'cool' 'cool?'

'i mean yeah- you are just a normal person exept for the killing for good part I mean- like a movie protagonist..and expect the really really hot part too-'

(TUBBO WE GET IT-)

He laughs 'alright then' he bends down kisses me on the lips as I hear someone say

'Ayyy do this somewhere else I just wanted a coffee-'

'Aria! They are just a cute couple' the girl next to her says ..wait she is the gurl from yesterday I push Ranboo off my lips as I quickly stand up 'Welcome to uh-Costa coffee what would you like'

'my boyfriend back' I hear Ranboo mumble as my face turns red as the girls smicker

'oh I will get you your boyfriend back if you stop being a dick help me- anyways what would you like?'

Yup their you go last part finished lmao that was a good series I am going to do a wheel one tomorrow so let's see how that would work-