❝Hello?❞
❝Hi there, this is Chris Evans and I am-❞
❝Wait. I swear you've called before and just to let you know, I am not going to be filling out your fucking survey so please just stop-❞
❝Language sandwich, calls are monitored over here.❞
❝Language sandwich?! That doesn't even rhyme.❞
❝Since when did you become such a poet?❞
❝Since the day you decided to eff-in bombard me with surveys!❞
❝Language s-❞
❝Don't you dare say sandwhich.❞
❝...❞
❝Wow. That's pretty shocking; I didn't think you'd actually listen to m-❞
❝Sandwich.❞
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(#1) My Survey Dude
Short Story❝Hel-❞ ❝Dad? How is she?! I would come now but-❞ ❝Chris...it's Willow.❞ ❝Oh, shit. Sorry. Wrong number.❞ + (not worth reading at all, i don't know what my 15 year old self was thinking writing this tbh, it continues to be up for me to reminisce) #26...
