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From UNKNOWN

hey c:

hi??

who is this

steve

um

i don't think i know a steve, sorry

lol

willow

wait how do u know my name

i have contacts

??

why are you texting me?

bc i know you

sorry that's creepy af

do u go to my college?

i can't say

why not?!

what college do u go to

im not telling u cos u might be a 40 year old creepy perverted man

seems like ur mother taught u well

your so weird

who are you?!

tell me now!

or im blocking you

wait

don't block me babe

don't call me that

why not

cos only one person can call me babe

and it isn't u

what's ur surname?

steve...

rogers

riiiiight

sorry i still don't know u

actually wait that sounds familiar

does it?

yes

but idk who you are

the name just sounds familiar

soo

how's life babe

call me babe again and im blocking u

BABE

BABE

BABE

BABE

okay bye

I'M SORRY BABE DON'T BLOCK ME

STFU please

why did you text me?

cos im in love with you

wtf

how do i not know who you are then?!

cos you're kinda oblivious

okay?

whatever just don't text me again

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