❝Hello?❞
❝I think we should meet up one day.❞
❝Well that was quick.❞
❝Not really. We've known each other for way over a month. But I mean, it was only a suggestion.❞
❝What if I agree to meet you and you're a forty year old man...❞
❝Do I look like a forty year old man to you, Willow?❞
❝I don't even know what you look like, stupid.❞
❝I'm hot. Every guy wants to be me and every girl wants to be with me.❞
❝Wow, you're so full of it.❞
❝It's the truth, babe.❞
❝But honestly, what do you actually look like, Chris?❞
❝Why?❞
❝I'm curious.❞
❝Are you sure it isn't so that you get a image of me in your mind and then dream about me every night?❞
❝Tell me!❞
❝Fine!❞
❝...❞
❝What do you want to know?❞
❝What is your hair colour?❞
❝A mixture of blonde and brown.❞
❝Really?❞
❝You sound surprised.❞
❝I actually guessed you were blonde.❞
❝SO THAT MEANS YOU DO DREAM ABOUT ME AT NIGHT. AMIRITE OR AMIRITE.❞
❝You're wrong.❞
❝Whatever helps you sleep at night.❞
❝What's your eye colour?❞
❝Blue.❞
❝Guessed that as well. How tall are you?❞
❝Taller than you.❞
❝You don't even know how tall I am so you can't say that.❞
❝But I know that you're short.❞
❝How!❞
❝I'm right aren't I?❞
❝I'm 5"3 actually.❞
❝And I'm way taller than that but I don't know the figures.❞
❝See. So you might be shorter than me!❞
❝I'm not an elf.❞
❝What did you just say?❞
❝Nothing, nothing.❞
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Historia Corta❝Hel-❞ ❝Dad? How is she?! I would come now but-❞ ❝Chris...it's Willow.❞ ❝Oh, shit. Sorry. Wrong number.❞ + (not worth reading at all, i don't know what my 15 year old self was thinking writing this tbh, it continues to be up for me to reminisce) #26...
