"What the fuck, it's four a.m."
"Chris?"
"Oh...Willow?"
"I'm sorry. I shouldn't have, I-"
"Shut up, Willow. It's four a.m. and I don't have time with this bullshit about being sorry because there's no reason to be. So, what's wrong, babe?"
"I..."
"I'm falling asleep, love."
"My date didn't go very well."
"Oh, why?"
"I...it doesn't matter I guess. But I can't sleep and I didn't know what to do and Chris, I'm sorry for calling in the middle of the night but-"
"Shut up...what happened on your date?"
"You hate being awoken in the middle of the night don't you?"
"Obviously. I need my beauty sleep."
"What beauty?"
"Hey! Don't change the subject..."
"It's not important, Chris."
"Yes it is."
"Okay fine. We went to the cinema to watch a movie and everything was great. He bought me popcorn and held my hand throughout the film. It was great. But then on the way back he asked me to come over to his place and it was only eight o'clock so I thought why not... "
" ..."
"We got to his place and he made me a milkshake and we sat on the sofa, just talking. But then he started to become pushy..."
"What do you mean, pushy?"
"You know exactly what I mean."
"Oh what the fuck! You should have kicked him in the b-"
"Chris. It doesn't matter, it isn't important."
"It is to me."
"..."
"You should have made his face black and blue until he looks like a baboon's ass."
"I thought baboon's asses were red..."
"How do you know?"
"I saw an image once and-"
"I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WATCH POR-"
"NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO AND NO!"
"Don't deny it."
"You're so fucking annoying."
"This is what happens when you wake me up at 4 fucking a.m."
"I didn't know what else to do."
"Hey, I'm kidding. It's okay."
"..."
"Willow?"
"Yeah?"
"Tell me more about that baboon's ass."
"What the fuck. Why?"
"So I can turn the dickface that hurt you into an ugly baboon."
"That really isn't necessary."
"Yes it is. If I was with you I'd never let a guy do that..."
"Chris..."
"Because believe it or not, I care about you."
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