(#1) My Survey Dude

18 / she answered

❝Hello?❞

❝...❞

❝Hellooo?❞

❝...❞

❝What the fuck? Helloooo? Is anyone there or-❞

❝Hi!❞

❝Oh, hey.❞

❝You've been ignoring me for three days, I thought you were dead.❞

❝Haha, very funny! I'm laughing so hard, I'm in stitches.❞

❝and now that I'm without your kisses, I'll be needing stitches...❞

❝What kisses?❞

❝Aw, don't ruin the moment for me, babe.❞

❝Shut up, you big flirt.❞

❝And you love it.❞

❝Pfft! No I don't.❞

❝No, but seriously. Why were you ignoring me?❞

❝I don't know.❞

❝What do you mean, you don't know?❞

❝I just wanted a break I guess.❞

❝Liar. We talk on the phone for like five to ten minutes tops, couldn't you find time to answer the phone.❞

❝It's not just that...❞

❝Then what was it? You like me? Yeah, yeah, I knew all along-❞

❝Dream on, Chris. But seriously...don't you think it's just a bit weird.❞

❝What's weird?❞

❝The fact that we don't even know eachother in real life yet we talk on the phone pretty much every day.❞

❝How's that weird?❞

❝Seriously, Chris? It is weird. I don't even know you. Everytime I answer the phone and hear your voice I wonder why I'm even talking to you in the first place.❞

❝Because you have a massive crush on me and-❞

❝For fucks sake, Evans! Can't you be serious for one minute?!❞

❝Sorry.❞

❝So...❞

❝Do you want to hear my opinion?❞

❝Sure, but if it's about love, crushes or random bullshit, I swear I'm going to force you to eat your own balls.❞

❝Shit man.❞

❝...❞

❝Anyways. Honestly, I don't think it's a weird thing that we've never met and if it bothers you that much, Willow, we can meet up one day. It's not a big deal.❞

❝I know it isn't a big deal...I just-❞

❝Admit it, you're afraid you're falling in love with someone you've never met?❞

❝I think I was right to wonder why I even bother talking to you.❞

❝You love me really.❞

❝Yeah, obviously. Who doesn't?❞

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