(#1) My Survey Dude

16 / your period

❝Hello?❞

❝Hey Willow Tree!❞

❝Back to the tree thing then eh?❞

❝Hell yeah!❞

❝You seem so happy today. What's new?❞

❝I feel so blessed!❞

❝Elaborate please.❞

❝Well firstly, you actually asked me what's new which damn, is new in itself and secondly, Rhys the boss isn't being a pain in the ass today and actually complimented me. I had a complete what the fuck moment. And thirdly, he let me leave early to see my Mum.❞

❝Wow. You seem to be having a hell of a good day.❞

❝Yep so far so good.❞

❝How's your mum? Is she okay?❞

❝No idea but I'm seeing her later tonight so I guess I'll find out.❞

❝Aw you're so cute.❞

❝Bro, I am not cute. I'm manly okay and men are not cute.❞

❝YOU ARE CUTE AND I AM NOT YOUR BRO!❞

❝Scream again and I'm hanging up.❞

❝Is that a threat?❞

❝No, more like a statement.❞

❝Because if you want to, you can always hang up. It makes no difference to me.❞

❝Aw don't lie. It makes all the difference to you.❞

❝No it doesn't. I'm really not that bothered.❞

❝Is that why you wait near your phone until I call?❞

❝Oh, so you can see through phone screens now? Didn't know of that invention.❞

❝Just admit it, babe. You love talking to me.❞

❝Why would I love talking to an insanely annoying person that works at a stupid call centre?❞

❝What has my job got to do with this?❞

❝Everything.❞

❝Elaborate please.❞

❝The only reason we talk is because you want me to do a bloody questionnaire for you.❞

❝No it isn't. I've not even asked you to do a questionnaire for me so what the fuck are you talking about?❞

❝Whatever, Evans.❞

❝Are you on your period or something?❞

❝Oh, just fuck off...❞

❝Will-❞

❝And just for the record, no I'm fucking not on my fucking period.❞

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