(#1) My Survey Dude

51 / the truth

❝Hey babe.❞

❝Fuck off.❞

❝...❞

❝You're such an asshat, why are you laughing?❞

❝Do you...know who I am?❞

❝Of course I know who you are...REESE.❞

❝Who's Reese?❞

❝Don't even...I hate you so so much right now.❞

❝Aw, don't lie. You know you love me.❞

❝Fuck off.❞

❝You think I'm hot and you were so nervous to tutor me...❞

❝I'm hanging up.❞

❝C'mon princess.❞

❝Don't call me that.❞

❝Babe...❞

❝We're not dating so you can't call me that either.❞

❝Willow...❞

❝No.❞

❝...❞

❝...❞

❝...❞

❝...❞

❝Why are you so annoyed?❞

❝Because you're such a complete idiot...oh my God, your bedroom!❞

❝You want to meet me in my bedroom? I'm down for that.❞

❝Can you shut up for a second. I need to sort out my brain!❞

❝You don't say...❞

❝What was that?!❞

❝Nothing, nothing...❞

❝When I went to yours, you had Chris Evans all over your bedroom wall and I just realised that now.❞

❝I bet even a blind man could figure it out.❞

❝...❞

❝So when's our date?❞

❝Never. I found out who you are so.❞

❝Today was the last day. You were meant to figure it out before the last day.❞

❝You never told me that!❞

❝Well now you know...❞

❝I don't care. We're not going on a date.❞

❝Why not?❞

❝Because...❞

❝Because what?❞

❝I don't want to go on a date with you.❞

❝Don't lie, babe.❞

❝I'm being completely honest and I told you not to call me that.❞

❝...❞

❝You know, I actually recognised your voice when you first spoke to me on my first day at college. I thought I was imagining things so I didn't give it a second thought.❞

❝Do you wish you had?❞

❝I don't know.❞

❝...❞

❝Wait. When did you know that I was the same Willow you spoke to on the phone.❞

❝Before I met you.❞

❝Well that isn't creepy at all.❞

❝I came in late and I was at reception and because I was late, the receptionist forced me to give the new girl a tour so I agreed. I asked her who it was and she said her name was Willow. I instantly thought of you even though it was very unlikely it would be you. Anyway, as soon as I saw you I knew you were the same girl.❞

❝How?❞

❝Your voice, obviously. You were easily irritated and God, you're so cute when you're annoyed.❞

❝...❞

❝...❞

❝Bless you.❞

❝Thanks babe. God, I'm so ill.❞

❝What is it with you and calling everyone babe?❞

❝I don't call everyone babe, just you...babe.❞

❝Stop.❞

❝Never.❞

❝I still hate you.❞

❝Well that's debatable.❞

❝...❞

❝By the way, what do you prefer? Dinner dates or movies or just netflix...and chill-❞

❝You're unbelievable.❞

❝The feelings mutual seeing as you took the piss figuring out who I am.❞

❝Shut up. I hate you.❞

❝I know you love me.❞

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