❝Hello?❞
❝Ayyye.❞
❝I just remembered something.❞
❝What?❞
❝Remember those voicemails you left me?❞
❝Yeah...where are you going with this?❞
❝Well in one of them you said you have something really important to tell me and you still haven't told me what it was. So...what is it?❞
❝Oh, so you did listen to the voucemails.❞
❝Yeah, I guess.❞
❝But you didn't bother ringing.❞
❝You rang anyway so who gives a fuck?❞
❝...❞
❝Anyways, tell me what you wanted to tell me that was super important?❞
❝It was nothing.❞
❝Liar!❞
❝Honestly, it was nothing.❞
❝You're such a liar, it was obviously something.❞
❝I just said it so that you answer the phone.❞
❝I don't believe you.❞
❝Why not?❞
❝'Cause you're bullshitting.❞
❝Okay fine.❞
❝...❞
❝I wanted to tell you...❞
❝...❞
❝That I...❞
❝...❞
❝...❞
❝...❞
❝...❞
❝That you what?❞
❝...❞
❝Oh my God! You hung up? You dick.❞
❝...❞
❝I hate you Chris Evans even though you can't hear this anymore, I don't give a shit. I fucking hate you.❞
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