05 / usual greetings

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Hello?

I'm surprised you've not saved this number.

Aw, you again?

Nice to speak to you too...

Of course it is and by the way, what happened to your usual greeting?

You noticed?

Uh...yeah.

So you do pay attention to me.

No, it's just that I'm used to hearing that whenever I answer the phone.

Whatever you say.

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What was that noise?

Huh? What noise?

This noise.

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Dude, I can't hear anything.

It's a really sexy noise...oh wait, it's my voice!

Wow, Evans.

See, I knew you agreed!

I thought I was going deaf then, idiot.

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Ugh, stop laughing!

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Goodbye, asshole.

Good...bye.

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