(#1) My Survey Dude

52 / bye reese

❝Wanna hear a joke?❞

❝Only if it's a good one.❞

❝It's brilliant.❞

❝...❞

❝Why did Adele cross the road?❞

❝Because it's a free country.❞

❝To say hello from the other sideeee.❞

❝That's not even funny.❞

❝It's hilarious!❞

❝...❞

❝We're still going on a date by the way.❞

❝Why are you so desperate for a date.❞

❝Why are you disagreeing when we already agreed to it in the first place.❞

❝I can't believe you're Chris Evans, the most annoying person on the entire planet who used to call me from a fucking call centre.❞

❝Be glad I worked there or we would never have met.❞

❝We might have at college.❞

❝Yeah but it wouldn't be the same. And don't change the subject, you owe me a date.❞

❝It would be so awkward.❞

❝Don't make it awkward then.❞

❝It would be awkward to begin with.❞

❝No it wouldn't.❞

❝Yes it would.❞

❝Who cares? We're still going on a date.❞

❝...❞

❝YOU DIDN'T DISAGREE. YES!❞

❝I haven't agreed either.❞

❝We'll see, we'll see...❞

❝Chris...I mean Reese. Dammit. It's so weird getting used to the name. Anyway, why did you call yourself Chris Evans?❞

❝Because he's the best actor in the world and he plays captain america.❞

❝...❞

❝But also, when I worked at the call centre, you probably don't remember but my boss was called Rhys and he hated that we had the same name because it got confusing. So, I told him to call me Chris.❞

❝And when we spoke you never once decided to tell me your real name? Even though you pestered me for my name.❞

❝I thought about it...but it didn't really matter. I just didn't know that you'd be going to the same college as me.❞

❝So if we weren't at the same college and just spoke over the phone you wouldn't have told me your real name? Ever?❞

❝I probably would have...❞

❝Probably? Do you not trust me or something.❞

❝It isn't like that, Willow.❞

❝It sure seems like it.❞

❝Why does it matter?❞

❝It matters to me.❞

❝Why?❞

❝Because I thought I knew you. Turns out that I don't know a single thing about you, not even your name.❞

❝Stop being difficult, Willow, you know now so who cares.❞

❝I hate feeling like this.❞

❝Feeling like what?❞

❝Nevermind. I'm gonna go, I've gotta babysit.❞

❝Willow.❞

❝...❞

❝Willow, c'mon.❞

❝Bye Reese.❞

❝Will I see you at college?❞

❝I don't know.❞

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