| at college |
"What do you want?"
"Well seeing as you're a pretty smart chick, I was wondering if you'd like to help me out."
"I have a name, you know."
"I know you do...Willow."
"What did you say you needed help on?"
"Chem homework."
"Chemistry is super easy."
"Well it might be for nerds like you, but it's difficult as fuck for me."
"Well maybe you should pay more attention in class rather than being an annoying prick."
"Annoying? I'm the least most annoying person in the world."
"Why you lyin' for?"
"Oh my...does it look like I'm lying?"
"Yes."
"C'mom Willow, I really need to pass this exam."
"You should have thought about that before annoying me and constantly poking me with your fucking pen."
"Okay, I'm sorry."
"I don't accept your apology."
"Well you should."
"No."
"Why?"
"First, you have to apology for giving me the shittiest tour on my first day here-"
"Oh my God, we've been over that, Willow."
"You've still not apologised."
"Fine."
"..."
"Sorry."
"That's not good enough."
"What?!"
"Repeat after me..."
"God, help me..."
"I'm deeply sorry from the bottom of my heart, Willow. You are absolutely wonderful and I would never even think to do such a thing ever again."
"What the fuck. I am not saying that."
"I thought you wanted chemistry help."
"I can't believe I'm doing this."
"..."
"I'm deeply sorry from the bottom of my heart, Willow...you are absolutely wonderful...and I would never even think to do such a thing ever again."
"Apology accepted."
"Why have you got your..."
"What?"
"Holy shit, please don't tell me you recorded that..."
"..."
"WILLOW!"
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Short Story❝Hel-❞ ❝Dad? How is she?! I would come now but-❞ ❝Chris...it's Willow.❞ ❝Oh, shit. Sorry. Wrong number.❞ + (not worth reading at all, i don't know what my 15 year old self was thinking writing this tbh, it continues to be up for me to reminisce) #26...
