tiny lovers [jedtavius]

A Girl!?

A/n: Only Jed is genderbent lmao
also, we're pretending he didn't have siblings okay

I felt myself turn into a person. Not wax. I then stretched and yawned, but it didn't sound like me. I looked into my mirror and saw.....

A..GIRL..?
I tripped backwards, but caught myself. What, I thought. This couldn't be possible! I ran outside to see if anyone else was a girl. Nope. Just me. In fact, coming out made people stare. I didn't like that. "Hey! Who are you!" I heard from afar. "U-uhm.." I stopped for a moment. "I'm Jedediah's sister!" I don't have a sister, but okay. People then just shrugged and left. I got a rope and climbed down. I saw Octavius. "Who are you?" I heard him question. "I'm Jedediah!" He gave me a weird look. "Jedediah's a boy. You're a girl." Well yeah, Cap'n obvious, I thought. "Well shucks," I said. "I didn't even know!" I rolled my eyes. "Alright seriously. I don't know how I'm a girl." He rolled his eyes. "I'm not kissing you." He said. I didn't look down. "Look, kemosabe, I'm Jedediah, and I'm serious. As serious as almost dying from Pompeii." Octavius looked at me. "Alright, Jed," he started. "I have no idea how to fix this. Let's just drive." I smiled. "Alright." We asked Larry for the car, drove around, k i s s e d, and then left.

238 words because honestly I've been lazy today