Complaints

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Mika: So, today I'm gonna be ranting about stuff

Mika: L, you are an idiot. You know Light's Kira but you never put him to custody. You eat too much sweets. I wish you get Diabetes. Sleep. Or at least put concealer under your eyes.

L: *shuffles*

Mika: Light, shut up. Sometimes you don't know how to do that. STOP THROWING BRICKS ON MY FACE!!!! I will throw a Nuclear Bomb on you. I'm serious. You don't look cute. Stop making that Innocent face or else I'll puke on you. It's disgusting. Hey, don't you know that you look like a freaking Lunatic whenever you write in your Death Note. Hell man you have so much Derp faces! And stop trying to kill me, Imma kill you too.

Light: *looks down*

Mika: Near...

Near: *widens eye*

Mika: Nahh my little sheep I have no rants for you cute one

Near: •^•

Mika: Mello, Matt. No rants for you.

Mello and Matt: *breathes out*

Mika: MISA BITCHATO. Get out of my life. You are ugly. When I see your face I puke. *pukes* Stop wearing makeup. You look like a witch and it doesn't make you look better. Even worse. Learn to Shut up. You have a big mouth that a bowl can fit in it. You're a bitch. Probably you already know that. Don't even talk. Your chipmunk voice sounds annoying it can kill people

Random person passing by Misa: *dies*

Mika: *ehem* Continuing where we left, your voice kills people

Random person: *dies*

Mika: Continuing again, your voi---

Random person: *dies*

Mika: *punches Random person* STOP DYING IDIOT.

Random person: Stop repeating it *dies*

Mika: Anyways, stop tying up your hair. That makes you look like shit. Actually no, you are shit.

Misa: You're so mean!!

Mika: *punches Misa* Mikami, stop saying delete. It freaking annoys me. DON'T EVEN TOUCH JAMMIE AGAIN IF YOU DON'T WANT TO BE KILLED. Stop saying Mika comes from Mikami. Yo are not my father!

Mikami: DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE

Mika: *puched Mikami* WTF I SAID DON'T SAY IT

Mikami: Wah

Mika: BRIAN. YO UGLY. YOU HAVE SO MANY MOLES I WONDER HOW KIM LOVED YOU. YO PLAYBOY. HOW MANY GIRLS HAVE YOU HAD?

Brian: I---

Mika:*punches Brian* NOT ASKING. YO STUPID. YOU GOT 1 OVER 100 IN EVERY TEST. YO IDIOT. YOU DONT KNOW HOW TO LOCATE WHERE THE BOYS BATHROOM IS. YO DARK. HOW MANY HOURS DID YOU SWIM. DON'T TALK, I'M SERIOUS THAT I WILL KILL YOU.

Brian: Wh---

Mika: *brutally murders Brian*

Brian: *dies*

Mika: Well, that's all the complaints from me.

Maka: Wapak
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