Stupid Fcking Little Peasants II

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Miyu and Maka: WE NEED TO HOLD HER BACK!!!!

Itsuki: *appears in HQ* MIKA HAD ANOTHER MAJOR BREAKDOWN!? THIS IS BAD SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT.

Mika: *setting everything on fire*

Mello: SHIT MOTHAFUCKAH WE GITTA STOP HER!

L: Like How?

Mello: *glares at L* Like this L Law---

L: Okay fine! STOP!!!

Light: But I want---

L: *stares at Light* Are you Kira?

Light: No *sweatdrops* (Shit that was close -____-'')

Mello: Let's try this!

Everyone apart from Mika and Mello: WHAT?

Mello: MIKA! MIKA BABY COME HERE!!!

Mika: *glares at Mello* Mello. Mr. Keehl who told you to call me baby?

Everyone: *gulps* Shit this is bad

Mello: H-here! CHOCOLATE FIR YOU MIKA BABY! *gives chocolate to Mika*

Mika: *becomes insane in a good way* YAY!!!!!! CHOCOLATE!!! *noms on chocolate*

Light: DAFUQ!? IT TOOK ONE CHOCOLATE BAR TO STOP HER!?

Miyu: Oh come on. Everyone knows she is addicted to chocolate!

Chloe: Before this conversation... *goes near Near (pun intended)* *puts out the fire on his head using a fire extinguisher* Surprisingly the top of your head looks like there was no fire at all

Mika, Mikaoria and Hinata: OMG!!! *dies*

Kiku: I dunno if I ship those two

Rae: *nomming on a chocolate bar* Hmm?

Kiku: *facepalms*

DONE DONE DONEEEEEEE!!!!!!

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