Knife practice

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Mika: Hey Daddy soooo, you want to teach me how to kill?

Dad: I ordered you a throwing knife set. And you have some leather thing to hold your knives. You can strap it anywhere. On your leg, your arm, anywhere. Just put it where no one can see it. Now let's test your skills

Mika: *gets one knife swiftly* AAAAAHHHH!!! *throws the 3 knives strapped on my leg*

Mello: *walking by and almost gets hit* OH SHIT! THE FUCK ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME MIKA?!?

Mika: Whoops sorry, I wasn't supposed to hit you. I was supposed to hit the Springtrap plush is until you just popped out of nowhere .-.

Mello: Oh, sorry .-."

Mika: Nah it's fine. MIYU COME HERE!!!!

Miyu: Hai sis?

Mika: Get me a human looking robot. One that looks like Trisha Audre. My arch nemesis.

Cath: Uhm.. Why not BRIAN?

Maya: Or Misa?

Leah and Raven: OR JUSTIN BEAVER?!

Mika: They don't know how to fight

Fairy: Uhm... How bout... Your self?

Mika: Hm... Battling myself huh? Sounds interesting... Miyu please get me one

Miyu: Eh it's beside you

Mello and Matt: LET THE BATTLE BEGIN!

Mika: *grabs throwing knives swiftly* GYAAAAAHHHH!!!! *runs the wind*

Robot Mika: Huh?! *jumps on roof*

Cath: *makes everyone float on the sky to see the battle*

Mika: Hiya hiya! *throwing daggers at the robot's direction*

Robot: *gets hit by one*

Mika: *runs behind robot and catches knives*

Robot: Suppiningu kikku (Kiku xD)! *spins and roundhouse kicks Mika*

Mika: Hwah! *dodges* *grabs katana from the back*

Robot: Watashi wa anata o korosu tame ni tsukura rete imasu *bows and takes out Chainsaw*

Mika: *bows* Watashi wa anata o korosu kōi o henkan shinakereba narimasen *runs towards robot*

Robot: *readies chainsaw* IYAAAA!!!!

Mika: Anata o damashi *grins and runs beside her, then cuts the robot's head off*

Robot: Error error error error. Program dyingggggg *dies*

Mika: *grins* Well that was easy

Cath and everyone else: Woah
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Okay I exaggerated the story, it's true I was using throwing knives. Though, I almost hit mah cat Fluff -.-

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