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Mika: Shiori just prank called her Bestfriend Keita Fushikawa!!!
Shiori: BWAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAH IT WAS FUNNY!!!
Keita: Shut up Shi-chan, you are a Yandere Bitch
Shiori: Hey dude, call Mika the Yandere Bitch not me
Keita: Because you're Tsundere over me?
Shiori: Bitch no I ain't! You just wish I did! Just shut the fuck up and lemme tell the story
Keita: LMFAO fine
-20 minutes back (just a while ago)-
Shiori: Wait wait wait bitch stop pushing!
Mika: I'm not!
Shiori: Shhh! Shut up, it's still ringing!!!
Mika: Kay fine. This is a nice dark alleyway, btw
Shiori: Shut up!
Keita: -picks phone up- Hello?
Shiori: -changes voice- Keita-kun. Hehehe... I just want you to know, I've been admiring you for the past few years. Your beautiful almond eyes, your stern but soft features and that bulge on your pants is so big! I'm your stalker, I love you soooo much Keita-kun. You look so innocent and cute when you sleep, and I never knew you would always read those Hentai's! You're so naughty! But Keita-kun, I need you to die. I'm just about 1 meter somewhere beside you. I'm getting jealous of the other girls who can talk to you. You should stop going near girls. Keita-kun I'm coming with the knife now!! Hehehehe! (In my mind: LMFAO Mwahahahaha but the bulge in the pants tho, I want to gargle some alcohol. Ew)
Keita: -freaking out- WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU AND WHY THE FUCK DO YOU WATCH ME SLEEP?!?! YOU YANDERE BITCH!!!! -puts down phone-
Shiori: BAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!?
Mika: You really had to emphasize the bulge on his pants?
Shiori: Yeah, it was disgusting but it was worth it XD
-End-
-What happened after when I said it to him it was me-
Keita: Wait wtf you watch me sleep?! I understand our houses are just beside each other so you can climb to my window but you watch me sleep?! And you saw me readi-- I DON'T READ HENTAI I SWEAR!!!! And wtf is with the bulge?! May pagnanasa ka ba sa'kin?! 'Wag mo ngang subukan na akitin ako!! (Translation: Do you have a crush on me?! Don't even try to seduce me!!)
Shiori: Shut up you noisy bitch. I'd never touch you, even if I had to. You're ugly
Keita: Yeah say that to the 6 girls who confessed to me
6 random girls who confessed to him: kyaaaaaaah Keita-Senpai!!!!
Keita: *hugs Shiori and kisses her on the cheek* I'm sorry girls but I'm taken by Shiori
6 girls: KYAAAAAH I'M A BIT SAD BUT I LOVE THE LOVE TEAM SHEITA!!!!! They're have a very good chemistry waaaaah!
Shiori: Bitch NU!
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RandomSTOP. DROP. READ. THIS IS A RESTRICTED AREA. ONLY PEOPLE WHO HAVE VERYYYYY HIGH PATIENCE CAN READ THIS. LIKE ME. JOKE, MY PATIENCE IS LIKE AN ANT'S. THIS IS WHERE I CAN CURSE FREELY WITHOUT GETTING SCOLDED >:3 I CAN LET MY BRUTALITY OUT TOO. AND ALS...
