Another comback bitch

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Dedicated to Charliiiiiie, she is the best comeback writer
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Misa: I hate you Mika! You're a horrible human!
Mika: Such an offending bitch. Oh wait, you're a bitch? Finally, I know your species! I'm a Full Demon, you know. And, if I'm 'horrible', you are whore-ible!
Misa: WHAT?! NO IM NOT!
Mika: If you're gonna keep acting like a dick, better put on a condom on your head 'cos you gotta start dressing up like one
All boys in DNRIMing: *snickering*
Misa: I'm not a dick! You suck!
Mika: Ahuh. So you swallow? Maybe you suck
Misa: You're ugly
Mika: I see your face when I'm dreaming, that's why I wake up screaming
Misa: You broke your leg when you fell from the sky
Mika: No it didn't, but it stung a little when I crawled up from Hell c:
Misa: I always thought you were a wannabe bitch!
Mika: Oh so a thought passed your mind? That was probably such a long and lonely journey
Misa: You look like shit
Mika: Ouch. Haller, look, Shit happens; I mean come on look at your face
Misa: *cries* I don't look like shit!
Mika: If you don't look like shit, Honey I've got heels higher than your standards
Misa: I know everything!
Mika: Listen bitch unless your name is Google stop acting like you know everything
Misa: *cries and dies*
Shiori: BOOMPANES!
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