Tolerated--- NOT and Bitchy Comebacks

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Mika: Hello Minna-San, I'm back! I told Shiori to lock her window and room for the time being, I can finally update, not just Keita and Shiori
Shiori: LOL Sorry
Mika: It's been a long time since I've killed Misa, my pregnancy has been holding me back
Misa: That's it! Misa Misa cannot loletate this anymore! Misa is mad and annoyed of you Mika!
Mika: You prick, you meant tolerate? This proves you're even more of an idiot. And yes, you've been mad and crazy since beginning. Ever heard yourself talking to air?
Misa: Hey you bitch!
Mika: Ex-cuzzzzze me! If I am a bitch, what do you call yourself? Are you even worthy of being called a Bitchato if you aren't even a Female Dog? Maybe you're a hippopotamus' daughter, or an orangutan's daughter, or maybe just some nose dirt that fell out and regenerated more dirt clones
Everyone else in DNRIMing: Ooooooh!~
Misa: W-Well, you're an insane, greedy, attention-seeker stupid blonde head!
Everyone: OH SHIT. THE BITCHY COMEBACK GIRL IS COMING! IDIOT MISA!
Mika: • • • • • • •
Misa: *talks in a nervous voice*  C-Cat's got your tongue now?
Mika: Hmm? Oh, I'm listening, I'm listening. It's just that I'm hearing so much stupid I can't process it that fast
Everyone: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Misa: Well your hair is so annoying, my eyes hurt
Mika: Excuze me, my hair is beautifully perfect. My eyes are not hurting from the light btw, it's because I can see your face that's why my eyes are hurting
Misa: WELL YOURE JUST A CRAZY BITCH!
Mika: 'Hon, I've knew that since I was born. You? You never even knew you were an unknown species until I mentioned it
Misa: Your face is annoying and you've got too much blush-on, you look like a groping tomato
Mika: I believe you mean rotting? And if I got too much blush-on, how 'bout you? You got too much make up you look like a rotting porcelain doll. Actually no, a rotting Annabelle doll
Misa: You've been born in the earth with an ugly face
Mika: Excuse me, that's offending. I'm not born in the Earth, mind you. And, I'm not born with an ugly face, a lot of guys run after me, if you can see with your two eyes. Oh, is the eyes even yours? And if I was born with an 'ugly face', were you even worthy enough to be born in this planet? In short, this universe? I didn't even know such a hideous species could regenerate and be bred like this
Misa: B-BITCH!!!!!
Mika: I'd slap you
Misa: *smirks* then slap me now
Mika: . . . . . . . .
Misa: Can't do it?
Mika: I can, but then that would be animal abuse
Misa: *explodes*
Mika: You see, no need to hold a knife to kill someone. Just make them VERY pissed off, and they'll explode
Cath: That's a nice lesson
Mika: Indeed it is
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