Buzz, Buzz, Buzz!!!!!!!!!!
That's the sound of the buzzer!
Which means that's the end of the game, and another win for us Jaguars
It's our 7th championship in a row!
Now you see that caramel completed girl right down there, with the short blond haircut and sideburns
That's Tionne our varsity girls basketball captain who just won the game with her famous 3 point shooter, and who your's truly has a huge crush on
Oh, yeah, let me introduce myself
My name is Zarriah, and I'm the varsity head cheerleader, and to my right is my best friend Rozanda who is also my co-head cheerleader, and she knows all about my crush on Tionne
Which she constantly teases me about every chance she gets
Calling me chicken cause I freeze up everytime I get the courage to speak to her
She's always saying your way too beautiful and smart to be insecure, and that I would be a way better girlfriend then the one she has now
Basically I should stop being a punk and talk to her
But I can't, yes I'm scared, however that's not the only reason
Now, look over there, see that girl standing on the sideline with the red locks, that's Chanelle, Tionne's bitch, and hoe of a girlfriend
Now I know what your thinking, she's only a bitch, and hoe cause I want her girlfriend (Wrong!)
She's a bitch, and a hoe cause she constantly cheats on Tionne
She's stuck up, and cries to get whatever she wants from Tionne,
And the sad part is Tionne's to much in love to even notice any of it
But tonight's going to change all of that because Rozanda caught Chanelle in the bathroom with the star quarterback
So tonight at the party I'm going to let Tionne know the truth about everything, and who Chanelle really is
Well, I'm going to try to
Just hope I don't freeze up while trying
But okay, gotta go!
Go Jaguars! Go Jaguars! Go Jaguars!
IT'S PARTY TIME!