Bruce continuously scans with a gamma ray detection scanner on the scepter for radiation. Tony looks at his monitors, shifting and solving as many algorithms and equations.
Bruce: The gamma readings are definitely consistent with Selvig's reports on the Tesseract. But it's gonna take weeks to process.
Tony: If we bypass their mainframe and direct a reroute to the Homer cluster, we can clock this around six hundred teraflops.
Bruce: All I packed was a toothbrush.
Tony: You know, you should come by Stark tower sometime. Top ten floors, all R&D. You'd love it, it's candy land.
"That's nice" Ron says.
"Ron, it's not real candy" Hermione says.
"Oh"
Bruce: Thanks, but the last time I was in New York I kind of broke Harlem
Tony: Well, I promise a stress free environment. No tension. No surprises.
Suddenly, Tony pokes Banner with a miniature electrical prod. Steve walks in on them.
"You just said no surprises"
Bruce: Ow!
Tony looks at Banner closely.
"You were looking to see if his eyes were green" Nat says and Tony nods.
Tony: Nothing?
Steve: Hey! Are you nuts?
Tony: You really have got a lid on it, haven't you? What's your secret? Mellow jazz? Bongo drums? Huge bag of weed?
Steve: Is everything a joke to you?
Tony: Funny things are.
Steve: Threatening the safety of everyone on this ship isn't funny. No offense, doctor.
Bruce: No, it's alright. I wouldn't have come aboard if I couldn't handle pointy things.
Tony: You're tiptoeing, big man. You need to strut.
Steve: And you need to focus on the problem.
Tony: You think I'm not? Why did Fury call us and why now? Why not before? What isn't he telling us? I can't do the equation unless I have all the variables.
Steve: You think Fury's hiding something?
Tony: He's a spy. Captain, he's the spy. His secrets have secrets. (points to Banner) It's bugging him too, isn't it?
"That's true" Clint says.
Bruce: Uh...I just wanna finish my work here and...
Steve: Doctor?
A beat.
Bruce: A warm light for all mankind, Loki's jab at Fury about the cube.
Steve: I heard it.
Bruce: (pointing at Tony) Well, I think that was meant for you. Even if Barton didn't post that all over the news.
Steve: The Stark Tower? That big ugly (Tony gives him a look) ...building in New York?
"It's not ugly!" Tony says and the Avengers laugh at him.
"Kid I honestly feel betrayed" Tony pouts.
"You can't blame me" Peter laughs and Tony ruffles his hair causing Peter to swat his arm away with a pout and a small smile.
Bruce: It's powered by Stark Reactors, a self-sustaining energy source. That building will run itself for what, a year?
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