Flying over the Indian Ocean Steve and Natasha are with SHIELD agents, led by Brock Rumlow.
The Avengers roll their eyes at Rumlow.
Rumlow: The target is a mobile satellite launch platform: The Lemurian Star. They were sending up their last payload when pirates took them, 93 minutes ago.
Steve: Any demands?
Rumlow: A billion and a half.
"That's a lot!!!"
"No shit Sherlock"
"Guys don-"
"LANGUAGE!!!"
Steve: Why so steep?
Rumlow: Because it SHIELD's.
Steve: So it's not off-course, it's trespassing.
Natasha: I'm sure they have a good reason.
Steve: You know, I'm getting a little tired of being Fury's janitor.
"Your a lot more than that"
Natasha: Relax, it's not that complicated.
Steve: How many pirates?
Rumlow: Twenty-five, top mercs, led by this guy. Georges Batroc.
He shows them a photo of Batroc on the monitor.
Rumlow: Ex-DGSE, Action Division. He's at the top of Interpol's Red Notice. Before the French demobilized him, he had thirty-six kill missions. This guy's got a rep for maximum casualties.
"You know it could have been worse"
"Oh my god Theo!"
Steve: Hostages?
Rumlow: Uh...mostly techs. One officer, Jasper Sitwell.
"That name reminds me of Jasper from Twilight" Peter says.
"You've read twilight??" Clint laughs.
"It's so underrated" Peter shrugs.
He pulls up Sitwell's photo on the monitor.
Rumlow: They're in the galley.
Steve: What's Sitwell doing on a launch ship? Alright, I'm gonna sweep the deck and find Batroc. Nat, you'll kill the engines and wait for instructions. Rumlow, you sweep aft, find the hostages, get them to the life-pods, get 'em out. Let's move.
(Kill the engines. Wait for instructions. CuZ I'm iN CHaRge)
Rumlow: STRIKE, you heard the Cap. Gear up.
as they are getting ready to dive off the jet; into his radio.
Steve (talking into his wrist communicator): Secure channel seven.
Natasha: Seven secure. Did you do anything fun Saturday night?
Steve: Well, all the guys from my barbershop quartet are dead, so... No, not really.
"Or maybe your just too old to have fun"
Pilot (on radio): Coming up by the drop zone, Cap.
Natasha: You know, if you ask Kristen out, from Statistics, she'd probably say yes.
"The irony" Clint shakes his head.
Steve: That's why I don't ask.
Natasha: Too shy or too scared?
"Too old"
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