Barack Obama x Big Balls Guy

tinder

Obama and balls guy were married for over 15 years, It's 2015 now and they first got married in 2000.

Obama then discovered Tinder and matched with a sexy ass dude called 'William the purple guy'.

He had purple skin and complete white eyes but since Obama thought that purple guy was hotter and cuter than the big balls guy, he's started feeling more sexual attraction towards the purple guy rather than the big nutted guy. The purple guy's 2 years older than Obama.

Obama didn't super like him but he closed tinder as soon as Obama noticed big nuts guy running towards Obama with his big balls swinging left and right in slow motion which was a sign of him wanting to see his phone since Obama didn't want Hubert Blaine to know that he was attempting to cheat on him.

A day later after that Obama decided to go outside somewhere, he disguised himself so that nobody would recognize him so he drove to McDonald's afterwards.

As soon as he entered McDonald's he saw purple guy eat 40 burgers with French fries, Obama thought: "holy fucking shit is that purple guy from tinder??! i gotta confess to him without big nuts knowing!!!"

Obama walked seductively towards purple guy while he was eating a burger and purple guy starred at Obama while blushing, Obama then sat next to him.

"Uh-"

"*growling sounds* *bark* yo wassup cutie *pig sounds*  *demon screeching* weren't u that guy on tinder??" Obama said in a deep and attractive voice.

Purple guy cringed so hard while trying not to smile.

"I don't even know you, can u please leave me alone?" Purple guy answered in a calm voice.

"Oh sugar babe I wouldn't leave a cute eggplant alone" he replied to purple guy with a super attractive voice

Purple guy started to cringe even more

"I have a boyfriend" purple guy answered in his normal voice with a straight face since he tried to embarrass Obama.

Obama started cringing harder than purple guy and rolled his eyes.

Purple guy cringed way harder than Obama.

"Can u please let me eat??" Purple guy asked angrily.

"How about no?"

Purple guy got put on Guinness world records for cringing the hardest.

Obama ate all of purple guys burgers and burped the loudest afterwards

"Bro you're literally disgusting wtf" purple guy replied to his loud burp.

"Shut the fuck up u little eggplant" Obama replied back and burped in his ear loudly and licked his eardrums seductively.

Purple guy started rapping rap god backwards just in 19 seconds.

Obama then kissed purple guy after that he was done rapping backwards

Purple guy pushed Obama and yelled at him:

"BITCH ARE U DEAF I SAID I HAVE A BOYFRIEND"

Obama started crying and ran out of McDonald's.

After that Obama ran out of McDonald's he decided to drive back to his house and cosplay as mudkip from Pokémon and give himself a long hair wig with beads, So he drove back to McDonald's 5 minutes later and noticed purple guy leaving McDonald's, so Obama panicked because he thought that he wouldn't get his number so he somehow parked into a parking lot faster than the speed of light and Obama got out of his car and ran behind purple guy while making horse sounds and he jumped on purple guy.