"Aight, let's dive in." Hubert Blaine zoned out outta nowhere.
The witch Banana grabbed Hubert Blaine's hand and jumped into the portal with him.
"Wait! Ugh- nevermind!" Hubert Blaine groaned.
Hubert Blaine's mind: "GOSH! I'M SO FUCKING STUPID! THIS IS WHY I ALWAYS GOTTA CONCENTRATE, GODDAMN IT! Well, too bad. I'm already here, and it's my fault for not concentrating and saying "no" right away. Maybe i gotta start meditating. Fuck"
Both of em got sucked into the portal while Hubert Blaine felt the greatest fucking pain ever. Took 7 mf seconds for em to finally get to the dimension they were getting sucked in.
During the 4th second:
Banana: "aw, cmon! I ain't got all day just for us to have some fun ¡n another world!" With an angry tone.
Hubert Blaine: "DAWG! I'M BOUTTA HYPERVENTILATE CUZ MY METALLIC BALLS BE FEELING LIKE THEY GETTING SCRATCHED BY A FUCKIN— SHARPASS POINTYASS MF FOOOOOAAAARRRRK!! FORK! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!ROOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Banana: "is it seriously that necessary to scream yo' pain out?"
Hubert Blaine: "YES!!! ARGHHH!!!"
Banana: "ig you wanna be mute you lil pussy cigar handed bitch"
Hubert Blaine: "FUCK YOU I NEVER MALINGER!! ROARRRRRRRR!!!" As Hubert Blaine was screaming, a sound of some plane taking off sounding ahh scream started playing in both of their ears.
Hubert Blaine: "WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK'S THAT SOOOOOAUND!?!?!"
Exactly 7 seconds have passed, and they've finally got wrapped into the given dimension after all that painful testicular suffering Hubert Blaine had to experience. It felt like his balls were getting tased and scratched by a horny hybrid chinchilla with erecting eagle claws.
Currently, both of them mfs are waiting at a black pitch filled void. During that time, Hubert Blaine took his time to cough.
...
"Whatever fucking dimension this is, I just really hope it has a time machine so that I could go back to where the fucking fuck I was." Hubert Blaine spoke out to break the silence.
"Too bad, we're already here and we can't return until we finish the required quest." Banana replied to Hubert Blaine.
"Listen, idgaf what dimension this is at all, i just wanna go the actual fuck back. And fym by "required quest?""
A 2.45 second silence broke in since Banana was hesitating of what he wanted to say. The transgender witch's frontal lobe had a mental heated argument in there between his right, and left side of his brain, whether Banana should talk it out already or not. The right side of his brain tells Banana the possible situations that could occur, which made the right side of Banana's frontal lobe win the heated argument against his left side of his frontal lobe.
Banana thought to himself: "man why tf did that take way too dm much time to answer to Hubert Blaine? This is awkward af man. If he found my answer rude, then i'd tell him that it's still the truth. How tf does shit like that even hurt others tho?"
Banana's other side of his mind outta nowhere: "mf talk it out already tf u on lying yourself on yo feelings bruh talk it the pearly fuck out already"
"Alright! You're brave banana. Just talk it out already. It doesn't sound that rude anyway."
And then, Hubert Blaine finally thinks to himself throughout the silence: "What if every dimension has a quest? What if Banana knows which dinension has a quest, no matter if everything's black? He's a transgender witch so he might know. That's just an idea i've found with a possibility."
"tf you waiting for. you be standing waiting for nothing. openin' yo mouth tryna catch a spider since you got a nasty fetish. is that an answer to my question? idfk what that means so tell me what that means already, gosh damn it you wizard. i've counted how many seconds have past, and it's been 15 fucking seconds of you not responding. as im talking, you're still tryna catch that spider or whatever." Hubert Blaine said in frustration and lack of patience
Hubert Blaine has fully lost patience now; "TELL ME WTF THAT MEANS ALREA-" little did Hubert Blaine know, whenever someone loses patience and expresses their annoyance at a transgender witch like him, they get real mad.
"ARGHHHHH!!!¡! YOU LIL UPPITY MF!! YOU KEEP ON COMPLAINING, COMPLAINING, COMPLAINING!!! AND ME OPENING MY MOUTH WHILE LOOKING AT NOTHIN' DON'T MEAN SHIET!!!!! I WAS ACTUALLY TRYNA FUCKIN' REMEMBER THE FUCKING ANSWER AND YOU KEEP ON COMPLAINING GOD FUCKING DAMN IT HAVE SOME MORE FUCKIN KNOWLEDGE U RETARDED BUTCHER FUCKIN JACKWAGONY BASTARD!-" and then, he gets cut off by irritated Hubert Blaine:
"GOSH DAMN BRUH IGHT IGHT I GET IT!! SORRY! DAMN!" Hubert Blaine desperately yells as he covers his ears while squinting his eyes.
Banana gave Hubert Blaine a death stare, and then aggressively said:
"You better know what you're fucking saying. You better actually fucking get it."
This is the sudden and random moment that Hubert Blaine's realized Banana's acting different. Hubert Blaine's thinking of asking him what's wrong with Banana later.
Then something teleported in front of them ... a gate with keys on the ground, or floor. Hubert Blaine and Banana noticed the gate, then both of them walked towards it.
"So... what is this supposed to be exactly?" Hubert Blaine asked, confused.
"To be honest, I don't know." Banana replied, also confused.
T.B.C...
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Barack Obama x Big Balls Guy
De Todothis is stupid meaningless satire i randomly made up this fic may be marked as Mature but everything about this is immature
