(ofc this shit gon be disgusting so i warn the some of yall, tw cringe)
Hubert Blaine uncontrollably and testicularly ass-walked towards that toilet and sat his saggy minecraft bootycheeks on the toilet.
Hubert Blaine's mind: "i forgot to raise this bumass lid."
Hubert Blaine got his asscheeks off the toilet and raised the lid up.
His saggyass bum bigass balls accidentally entered the toilet bowl and they started jiggling in there as he was tryna take a shit with his jingle bells lookin ahh jingle balls.
He passed the bubbliest gas ever and started licking his lips while drooling wit his edp lookin ahhAfter that he testicularly farted again, poop slipped out his booty and silently started passing sum bubbly gas.
Hubert Blaine's mind: "aw shit, now im gon forget bout taking a shower
His saggyass nuts jiggled and bounced in that bowl way too mf fast and hard that they started singin bout:
Hubert Blaine's mind: "i presumably shoulda stood up while taking a shit instead of my occupying nuts singing and playing instruments."
"I HAVE A SANITARY PAD UP MY CELERY FOXY BUTT!" Hubert Blaine uncontrollably yelled that shi
out to himself cuz he was outta his mind for a sec.
(man i cant fix the dialog cuz it wont let me even after doing whole lotta stuff, yk)
Hubert Blaine's mind: "aw shit, now i'm boutta forget bout taking a shower cuz of this"
He struggled to pee cuz of his donut lookin ahh penis growing bc of his randomass metaphorical lie that he yelled out outta nowhere.
T.B.C....
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Barack Obama x Big Balls Guy
Randomthis is stupid meaningless satire i randomly made up this fic may be marked as Mature but everything about this is immature
