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5 mins have finally past and they heard Hubert Blaine yelling with his nastyass.

"I HAVE A SANITARY PAD UP MY FOXY BUTT!"  They heard that.

All of the guests started glancing at the stairs, raising one eyebrow, as William was struggling to raise one eyebrow with his punkass, and all of them wonder wtf that was. One of them recognized the voice, Banana. The other guests don't recognize the voice, but Banana.

"The fuck was that?" Everybody asked (except for Banana) at the same time with a confused tone.

"I'll check. Y'all mfs, stay here." Banana said as he was getting off the speakers cuz he liked the way they were thrusting in his uglyass wrinklyass expired pair of booty.

TW: MIGHT BE CRINGE FOR SOME OF THE READERS
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Banana finally got up after tryna get over the mf speakers with his lil booty aww bruh this big bodyass bitch started walking up the mf stairs with his goofyass porcelain lookin ahh bootycheeks swinging everywhere dawg fr was going north east south west like kanye west and north west on loop way too mf fast that his own mf bootycheeks ripped his oldass mf jeans dawg he be tryna walk up the stairs n shit with his stilt lookin ahh legs and his saggyass flip floppy flippin fish boutta fall off ahh bundacheeks this bitch tryna walk up the stairs lookin like a hoodlum n shit while he be walkin like an earthquake cuz he boutta cause one with his transgender witch ahh dawg this mf better not try to talk when he got dem:













Lord have mercy why tf are u just standing there man wtf is wrong with u and dem McFries bootycheeks bruh dont even try to fuckin talk shit bout mofos when u get them french fries lookin ahh bootycheeks thats why birds eat yo hanging ahh bundachee...

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Lord have mercy why tf are u just standing there man wtf is wrong with u and dem McFries bootycheeks bruh dont even try to fuckin talk shit bout mofos when u get them french fries lookin ahh bootycheeks thats why birds eat yo hanging ahh bundacheeks mf thats why u got pimples on yo booty and having to use nutella as fucking skincare wit yo dumbass stilt legs be lookin like that redstone torch from minecraft flintstone pants lookin ahh legs be lookin like sum levers be lookin like a clown's legs just like the retardedass clown u fuckin are thats why yo uglyass uses natural stilts to walk wit yo dumbass yous a fuckin bird cuz u be eating sum crumbs on the mf ground wit yo bootycheeks exposed tf is yo transgender manwhore ahh tryna get dick for who and who tf would fuck sum saggyass McFries bitch u needa erase them markers on yo school board booty cuz those arrows show u the wrong way bruh we need that red cardboard flap on yo bootycheeks to make sure they wont fall cuz yo lever lookin ahh stilt lookin ahh legs keep getting pulled by wind wit yo nastyass lil stinkyass dreadlocks that u havent washed forever wit yo dumbass u only take care of em using the "cutting method" whatever tf u wanna call it cuz yo dumbass tryna sound smart af when u actually the complete opposite of smart bitch u be comparing that red spot on mars to yo pimple on yo left bootycheek cuz they look similar asl boi thats what u only right abt cuz that was yo left bootycheek u fuckin nasty bitch "Zip it, punk." headass lil lanky neckass bitch dont even try to fuckin talk wit that ostrich length neck and dem McFries bootycheeks without the mf flap wit yo retardedass u better stfu for good wit yo ayuwoki lookin ahh tryna walk up the mf stairs bet u boutta fuckin trip wit yo uglyass fuck wrong wit yo ass be dancin like:

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