they arrive

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They finally arrived after 2 fucking hours of Hubert Blaine's nuts swinging, his nuts lost melanin so they are red and fair asl now. The fatass ftm witch got out the car and said:

"Now, what's my name?" Banana said aggressively with his goofyass smiling like this to Hubert Blaine:

Oldass bitchass shittyass granny smith lookin ahh ftm witch wit they pill lookin ahh eyes uglyass bongo cat mouth lookin ahh eyebrows bigass mf teeth on this uglyass big fatass mf big nastyass flipped hamburger lookin ahh mf boutta beat tf out the...

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Oldass bitchass shittyass granny smith lookin ahh ftm witch wit they pill lookin ahh eyes uglyass bongo cat mouth lookin ahh eyebrows bigass mf teeth on this uglyass big fatass mf big nastyass flipped hamburger lookin ahh mf boutta beat tf out they goofy lookin ahh wit they big stanko tango boogie bomb mctruck driver fat belly rolled up xylophone stripper pole dildosaur lookin ahh mf headass mf wit they fatass geisha hay bales teeth boutta fuckin fall off balloon lookin ahh teeth tryna be stinkmeaner i can virtually hear this uglyass mfs voice through the mf screen and speakers and this mf be soundin exactly like stinkmeaner hell tf nah bruh this goofyass big uglyass mf nastyass stinkyass ftm bitch flipped grandma nose this bigass mf sumo player lookin ahh mf double deck chin no neck mf lost their upside down variation of the state of texas lookin ahh torso and straightened neck on this double chin bitch this mf gon brush they teeth too mf fast with a sharpass toothbrush and a sharpass toothpaste mfs teeth can explode and fly away then get burned by the sun this goofyass mf stop smiling at us like that wit yo uglyass before a lil kid starts grabbing all ur balloon lookin ahh teeth and start playing with them cuz ur bigass sumo player teeth look like balloons this mf got natural balloons bigass mf fr invented balloons just by having those oldass big ancientass teeth george washington teeth wit yo lameass this mf pronounces "teeth" like "tath" cuz of their bigass balloon teeth covering the mouth this bigass stinkyass goofyass dirtyass moldyass stankass smellyass retardedass uglyass stupidass ancientass oldass bitchass punkass bitchass mf this mf def was a former balloon nose owner that shi ancientass nose fr exploded this big nasty goofyass mf dawg fuck wrong with this emoass bitch this the type of mf who was boutta jump off a window dressed up as billie joe armstrong for purim who was singin bout ''help me get away from myself, i wanna fuck u like an animal, i wanna feel u from the inside..'' then actually jumped off but instantly changed their mind rq and this goofyass big fatass nastyass moldyass bitchass mf did 3 backflips midair with their pill lookin ahh eyelashes and uglyass pill eyeballs jumping so fucking fast that they accidentally turned into an angry bird ion wanna hear this mf talk that shi gon be from a retardedass mf
thats why this retardedass mf hired a lil kid to play with their fatass bigass moldyass punkass bitchass ftm witch's bigass balloon nose which caused it to fuckin explode they glad that shi aint poorly connected o i can smell this virtual mf through the mf screen wit they sumo player lookin ahh they stankin ugly and they not even cute goofyass stankass mf tf is that goofyass expression stop staring at us like that u uglyass bitch be lookin like the grown up ver of the💩 emoji wit yo ancientass big oldass keep twerkin on that yellow toilet before yo uglyass minecraft bootycheeks start playing the ph intro fuck up ⬜️⬜️ lil nastyass headass mf stankass boi bubbleass boi nastyass mf lookin like they try to be put on GRW for "most painted toenails put in one cum jar" wit they uglyass fuck this mf tf wrong wit they distyass stretched face mf no neckass better fuck up tf

Hubert Blaine asked:
"Are you fucking seriou-"

"I SAID, WHAT'S MY NAME?!" Banana cut the balls guy off and yelled at him aggressively while spitting everywhere then he punched big balls in the groin and balls.

"AHHH!" Hubert Blaine screamed.

"WHATS?! MY?! MOTHERFUCKIN?! NAME?!?!?!!!?! NOBODY AIN'T NAME ME "AHHH!", NOW WHAT'S MY NA-"

Hubert Blaine's mind: "gah damn fuck wrong wit this mf with his stupid ugly voice with his uglyass hell nah bruh this big nasty uglyass bitch fr askin me what's his name outta nowhere this lilass bitch bigass sumo player lookin ahh mf with his uglyass bigass teeth no neck headass mf, i wanna get rid of his goofyass but he a wizard and im a pussy, fr outta here later boutta kindly betray this mf outta nowhere." Hubert Blaine thinks to himself in the fastest way possible.

"Banana." Hubert Blaine cut Banana's goofyass off.

"hoof. Aint that right now, BIATCH!" Banana responded with a calm tone then forcefully pulled Hubert Blaine out the car outta nowhere.

"Tf I'm glad you finally stfu, also if you can't see, I have legs and just cuz my nuts are enormous don't mean I can't walk, so, lemme get outta this oldass car by myself you retarded douchebag lil triple chin ahh mf." Hubert Blaine said with frustration.

"Ayo whachu said to me cuh?"

"The ear is the organ that enables hearing and, in mammals, body balance using the vestibular system. In mammals, the ear is usually described as having three parts: the outer ear, the middle ear and the inner ear. The outer ear consists of the pinna and the ear canal. And just to let you know, you have 2 ancientass ears. Had to let you know that cuz you're a goofyahh."

"OOH~ I'M FINNA BEAT TF OUT YO BITCHASS CMERE" Banana responded to nerd nuts with anger.

"Yo chill out cuz.. I was just playin wit u damn.." Hubert Blaine lied to Banana cuz he got real scared.

Hubert Blaine's mind: "now this goofyass mf better not have the ability to read and hear my mind cuz i aint even playin tf, this mfs a wizard and way more retarded than me fuck wrong wit this retardedass wizard this the dumbest genius ive ever met tf man"

"Aight, cool. Now follow me." Banana responded to nerdy nuts.

"K." Hubert Blaine responded, got outta his oldass ancientass goofyass car with stickers on em and followed him while Banana's saggyass minecraft bootycheeks swing and wiggle everywhere while bouncing up and down to the ground to his grandpa back.

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