After the amount of pain that the big nutted guy experienced, he wasn't actually dead and he tried so hard to get up and it felt weird for him cuz his nuts were skinny and saggy asl, he also lost all of his memories which also means his IQ decreased a lot that he even forgot how to open his own eyes, all his damn memories. mf lost his memories cuz of a taser.
Then suddenly outta nowhere an uglyass moldyass fatass witch walks into hubert blaine's room, it was the 'person' who put him on GWR for having the biggest balls ever, this what the mf look like:
Hell nah bruh this mf look moldy asl fat hell bro this mf was born out an anus and born in a toilet tf, this mf look like he played on sumo before tf man those tinyass legs bruh this a different kinda dwarfism mg deformed ash tf man. this emoass witch bruh bro look like that type of mf who sings 'help me get away from myself i wanna fuck u like an animal i wanna feel u from the inside' this headass bitch those bigass teeth man this long neckass mf bruh tf. Nose failed downloading that it exploded this witch moldy asl man tf, mfs torso built like a fat penis tf wrong wit this uglyass mf bruh those mf birds arms tf 'i believe i can fly' headass mf look like gomez addams tryna cosplay as bigfoot tf wrong wit this uglyass mf bruh
"Yo, wake tf up, what happened?" The fatass emo sumo player lookin ass witch said while nose was swinging everywhere, but even hubert blaine forgot how to speak, exactly everything.
"Sæä måāg wœøöôōõ ßłæg" hubert blaine tried to respond with a tiring tone.
The witch already knew what happened since he read his mind:
The witch decided to help the big nutted guy."Lemme help yo dumbass up" said the witch, the big nutted mf got confused bro didnt know what was goin on bc of that taser.
The witch started grabbing hubert blaine's skinnyass balls smoothly and hubert blaine got up outta nowhere just in a millisecond.
"Dayumn, aint no way that this mf real he just got up quick asf but lost his memories. U got ur memories back just cuz i poked yo saggyass skinnyass balls?' The witch said to the big nutted guy.
"AndkwÆææææëøœœ yyuuuöooooo" the big nutted retard responded with a randomass tone, mf still forgot shi that he accidentally fell off a window.
Hell nah bruh this mf retarded af how he even fall out the window man, mf was just standing and got grabbed by the ground outta nowhere or sth fuck wrong wit this headass mf, bro's built diff mg got magnet genetics this down syndrome mf bruh. Fr got bit by the same spider three times that it changed his DNA cuz each time it got more venomous tf this mf's got a spider fetish
"Ææækœøœœëēëëææææñññññøôòœœeèđвввbbßßaaaaaaaaahhhh ÿÿûœoooä maæg ïœïœœōññynn" the retard with 'failed downloading' nuts screamed while landing in a doggystyle position, mf 'broke' his ass
The fatass witch's thoughts: "This mf fr retarded asl, how he even fall out the window like that? tf wrong with him? This retard screaming like ironman's hand blaster tf, I gotta demand the presence of my minions to make that retard remember shit and increase his IQ."
"Sœłœïœíiiiiïîëeèèâäæœ yüÿòœ yuœóo fäáaãååääAæggsß às ßłæag fœn" the retard with skinnyass saggyass nuts screamed with a sad tone.
"Dayumn, this mf retarded asl bro still forgot his memories. Now that i've observed this mf being wrapped into the matrix, i have a theory to make as a witch: if he'll get too desperate he may start to rap and say words he don't really know. *demon screeching* *bark* Now let's pray for the love of jesus and god to make this retard remember everything in his heart and probably decomposing mind. Amen." The fatass witch said then his minions got summoned at the right time.
"Amen" all the minions said praying with the fatass witch together then all of them just disappeared.
":&(&3&;&/@aaaæ....Vagina" hubert blaine said as his first ever words for getting his memories back.
"Shi, it's him speaking an egyptian language aint no way he got his memories back." The fatass witch said to the tiny nutted retard's stupidity.
"Tf happened and who tf are you?" The retard with tinyass nuts said as his memories got back right in time that his nuts expanded back to normal.
"Woah big boy, first of all wtf happened to ur nuts? They expanded outta nowhere i aint never seen shi like that, u built diff those nuts are balloons who in fucks name used a stuffer on that shi? How tf did that shit happen even after ur memory's back to normal?" The fatass witch said in a full sentence while grinning at him with his uglyass eyes glaring at his nuts.
"Can u stfu and tell me ur answer, even my memories better than yours tf." The big nutted dude said with a tiring tone while itching his head.
"Fine, what did u ask?" The dumbass witch responded to the big nutted mf. hell nah this bitchass mf was balls deep in exploded balls' shit and now they done switched roles.
The big nutted guy replied "U gotta be autistic, i just said it 2 words before u said it dumbass. Even my memories that i recently got back better than yours, i asked-" the fatass witch cut him off with sadness.
"L-listen.. u dont gotta speak to me like this.. just tell me...." The fatass retardedass witch said with a despairing tone.
"Jesus christ u dont gotta be so dramatic tf, all i asked was-"
"TELL. ME."
"SWEET MOTHER OF PEARL STFU IM TRYNA TELL U THAT I ASKED WH-"
"TELL. ME!!"
"I ASKED WHO ARE U BRUH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STFU U RETARDED ASS MF" The big nutted guy yelled at the fatass witch for cutting him off twice.
"Oh, since u can already tell what i am just by looking at me, i'll tell you my name. My name is...
Banana." The fatass witch finally responded to his question.
"Bro why tf did u say it like that with a hesitation tf, is ur name that stupid that u had to hesitate?" The big nutted guy responded to Banana with no expression with no emotion.
"I actually did hesitate, i was just shy" the fatass witch said then did '👉👈'
"Tf is that man, why u doin that wit yo fingers? U cringey asf. I already hate u." The big nutted guy responded to Banana with anger while trying so hard not to cringe.
"Idc, now follow me." Banana said outta nowhere.
"Aight??" The big nutted mf responded with confusion not knowing whats going on.
Hubert Blaine's thoughts: "Im so fuckin stupid, why tf am i even trusting an obvious witch? This mf might do sth bad to me. Imma try to escape after that hes done leading me there."
Hubert blaine tried to keep that memory in his mind to make his plan successful bc he didnt trust the fatass witch named Banana.
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Barack Obama x Big Balls Guy
De Todothis is stupid meaningless satire i randomly made up this fic may be marked as Mature but everything about this is immature