“Vince!” Howard called out. There was noise from a room and a curse, and Vince stumbled out.
“What?!” he demanded.
Howard frowned at his friend. “We should talk.”
Vince pulled a face. “About what?”
“About this stupid trend!” Howard snapped at him, then took a breath to calm himself. “I’m here to help.”
“Help? Help what? I’m fine! It’s all you lot with your glances and everything. You think I’m thick! I can see you both, you know! Stop pitying me!”
Howard didn’t reply, annoying Vince further. “Yeah, I didn’t think you’d have an answer.”
Howard reached out to place a comforting hand on Vince’s arm. “We don’t think you’re thick.”
Vince scowled and pulled at Howard’s arm in a sudden movement and pinning him to the wall. Vince was physically weaker than Howard, but he was fuelled by rage, and a bit of madness, and Howard had no wish to fight with him anyway.
“Stop it!” Vince demanded. “Stop talking down to me!”
Howard frowned, unsure how to respond.
“I’m not a kid anymore!” And, just to prove it, Vince leant forward and kissed Howard.
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Staying In - A Mighty Boosh Fanfiction
FanfictionHowince. Vince is following the latest trend - staying indoors. And he's slowly going crazy. Can Howard find a way to cheer him up?
