Staying In - A Mighty Boosh Fanfiction

Apology

Howard finally struggled back into the apartment sometime near midnight. Vince looked up when he entered the room. Vince then stood up, looking nervous. Howard looked back. He was so tired, he wanted this conversation out of the way so that they could just pretend it never happened.

He yawned and waited. Vince still didn’t say anything – he wasn’t even properly looking at Howard, which annoyed him slightly. It wasn’t Howards fault, though Vince seemed to still be under that impression.

Finally Howard cleared his throat. Vince looked up at him and flushed. He looked as if he was steeling himself.

Howard frowned. “Listen, can we just forget about this? It was a-”

“Sorry!” Vince blurted out. “It was the…and the…and I…Sorry!” he said again.

Howard blinked. Vince was actually…concerned. Worried. About him. And what he thought. What was wrong with this world?!

Vince was a fashionista. Never in his life had he thought for anyone but himself. And now he was looking at Howard as if truly anxious.

Howard had been right before. Vince’s brain truly had rotted.