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"why you post that? now everybody finna be bullying me." reggie asked over the facetime call while applying more of his mask to his face.
"you need to fix your hair." i told him.
he smacked his lips, "my baby called herself stylin' my shit."
"tell her to come do mine." i said.
he laughed and nodded, "whatchu doin' today?"
"i'm about to spend time with my brother and my niece. and then i'm getting my first wax at 4." i told him. "i'm scared."
"let me come." he glanced at me before focusing back on his mask.
"no."
"why not?" he rolled his eyes. "you bein' lame."
"you don't need to be looking at this gorilla grip cookie monster 3000." i said.
he hunched over in a fit of laughter, "man shut up nova."
"i'm serious." i rolled my eyes as i opened a pack of fruit snacks.
"what if i wanted a wax too? you ain't tell me nothin'." he said.
"boys get their big willy's waxed? i never knew that." i said.
"who the fuck is big willy?" he refrained from scrunching up his face because he was trying to let his mask dry.
"well i thought that was another name for a penis. that's what spanky calls his." i frowned.
"don't say that shit again za'nova." he shook his head at me.
"don't say my real name. now i feel like i made you mad and i don't want you to be mad at me." i said.
"ain't nobody mad bighead." he said. "i cant move my face. i hate doin' this shit."
"then stop doing it." i said in a "duh" tone.
"gotta keep this seat clean and clear nova." he mumbled.
"what seat?"
"neva mind." he lightly chuckled.
"my brother's here." i said lowly after hearing knocking at my front door.
"stay on the phone with me." he said.
"okay." i got up and walked out of my room and to the front door, unlocking it to see spanky with kaci in her car seat.
"damn it took yo' raggedy ass long enough. i been out here for a good 5 minutes." he scoffed as he walked in.
"spanky you weren't even out here for 30 seconds." i closed the door behind him.
"shut up. you heard about that funeral home catching on fire?" he asked as we headed to my room.
"yea. i wonder how that even happened." i climbed back in the bed and grabbed my phone.
"ion know but everybody in that bitch getting cremated." he said, causing reggie to laugh. "oh yo' new friend think i'm funny. give me this phone so i can quiz him right quick." he sat kaci's car seat on the bed before snatching my phone out my hand.
"is this the one kaiser think you fuckin'?" he attempted to whisper to me and i rolled my eyes, putting my attention on kaci.
"y'all need to stop bringing her out the house. she's still a newborn." i pulled her car seat to me and started unbuckling her. "has joseline learned nothing from the first 4 kids?"
"whatcho name is?" i looked up and saw spanky talking to reggie.
"reggie."
"well reggie, you can call me spanky. i gotta see how you is first before i let you call me pendejo." he said, causing me to shake my head.
"why would you wanna be called stupid?" reggie asked.
"what?" spanky looked over at me while pointing at the phone, "do this nigga know who he dealin' with?"
"spanky shut up." i rolled my eyes.
"aight bruh, whatchu want from my sister?" he asked, "cause you ain't getting no coochie meow meow over here. ain't no meat to meat happening this way. she gon' stay a virgin."
i'm not even a virgin-
"spanky. stop being weird." i told him as i took kaci out the seat. she was so small. i want one.
"it ain't even like that." i heard reggie laughing again.
"you sure? cause i whoop ass behind that one. i know kung fu young blood." spanky told him.
"ima grown ass man," reggie said, "if i just wanted some pussy i would've let that shit be known a long time ago."
"aight. he passed my test." spanky nodded before passing my phone back to me. "call burger king and see how much they 2 for 10 is. i'm hungry."
"boy are you slow? like seriously." i shook my head and laid back against the pillow, letting kaci lay on my chest.
"how i'm slow?" he waved me off. "you just be wanting to say shit to me."
"if it's 2 for 10 it's obviously 10 dollars." i said in a "duh" tone.
"well i thought it meant somethin' else. shut the fuck up talkin' to me." he got up and left out, most likely going to the kitchen.
"reggie look," i put kaci in the camera as she slept peacefully on my chest, "what if i had a daughter."
"youn need no kids. all you do is sit around and feed them and hold them." he shook his head, standing up.
"so." i rolled my eyes.
"you got my baby spoiled." he turned on the faucet and began washing the mask off his face. "and ion like that."
"jori just loves me." i cheesed.
"damn right." he grabbed a towel and started drying his face. "everytime i turn around she i want nowa. you supposed to want yo' daddy."
i laughed, nowa is what jori called me because she couldn't pronounce my name right. "you sound jealous."
"i am."
"nova why you ain't tell me jessica baby died?" spanky walked back into the room with my bag of grapes. "i used to wish that was my baby. let me go say rip."
"who is jessica?"
"from school." he shook his head. "she on facebook now tryna sell all her baby shit."
"aww, that's so sad." i frowned.
"real sad. ima go steal that crib though i need something to give to kaci for christmas." he walked back out the room and i heard reggie laughing again.
