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242 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦𝘴. nova.d back and better 💗 𝘷𝘪𝘦𝘸 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘴.
kye2x lil bit 🤍 ↳ nova.d shut up
inspankywetrust aunt mary just died. call me. nova.d dude go away 😭
"somebody need to go for real. i'm craving some funeral food." spanky put his phone down and sighed.
"your karma is gonna be so bad." i shook my head at him. "kaiser can you pour some dog food in bentley's bowl while you're up?"
"no i cannot." he said from my kitchen.
"nigga really don't like that dog." spanky laughed.
"i don't find that funny." i rolled my eyes, standing up and walking to the kitchen to get the dog food. "i have a trick for you." i said to kaiser once i entered the kitchen.
"whatchu gon' do?" he laughed.
"nothing's funny." i pushed him out my way to get the dog food out the pantry. "don't talk to me."
"bout that weak ass dog?" he smacked his lips.
i kneeled down to pour it into the bowl, "you're giving me animal killer vibes."
"ain't nobody gon' touch that damn dog." he laughed and waved me off.
"mhm. bentley!" i called as kaiser made his way back in the living room. i made kissing noises and a few seconds later bentley came running into the kitchen. i slid his bowl over to him and filled the other one with water before leaving out of the kitchen.
"can you go home?" kaiser mugged spanky. i ignored them and walked over to my tv, grabbing an incense off the tv stand and lighting it.
"bitch this my sister crib." he mugged him as i stuck the incense in the wall.
"this my girl crib. the fuck?" kaiser argued. "fuck on."
"why you want me to go so bad? i'm not even doing nothin'." he asked kaiser.
"yo' presence is irritating me." kaiser smacked his lips.
"kaiser leave him alone." i turned to face him with my hands on my hips.
"this bitch be asking the dumbest questions dawg." spanky fussed at the tv. "ion see why this shit was allowed on tv. pissing me the fuck off."
"first of all," i turned towards the tv before turning back to him, "why as an 18 year old grown man are you watching dora?"
"don't question me nova i'm not for this shit today." he put his hand up, signaling me to shut up. "this bitch got the whole city in her backpack."
i laughed at his shenanigans and walked to my room to make the bed up. kaiser walked in shortly after and made a seat on the dresser. "do you have any home training?" i mugged him while taking the pillows off the bed.
"shut up."
"i need a favor." i stood up straight and faced him. i stared at him intensely before walking over and closing the door. "so-"
"un uh why you closing the door? you tryna be grown." he made a face at me.
"when spanky leaves can you do that slurpy licky thing on me again?" i asked as i went back to taking the sheets off the bed.
"slurpy licky thing? you mean head nova?" he leaned over in a fit of laughter and i straight faced him because i didn't understand what was funny.
"why is it called head? why isn't it called tongue or mouth? because you're using your tongue and mouth the whole time." i questioned.
"you cant be serious nova." he continued laughing.
"i don't see what's funny." i mugged him, putting a new sheet on the bed.
"look," he said after stifling his laughter, "it's other names for it."
"like..?"
"like top or brain. or in my case it would be called neck or throat. like some girl just gave me neck or some girl just gave me throat." he explained.
"this generation is so stupid." i shook my head.
"you apart of it ma." he laughed. "say it."
"say what?"
"head."
"no."
"yes."
"no."
"youn want nun then."
"i need some head." i cringed as the word flew past my lips.
"you what?" he cupped his hand to his ear as if he didn't hear me the first time.
"kaiser don't make me say that again." i whined.
"closed mouths don't get fed lil bit." he smirked.
i sighed before speaking up again, "kaiser... i need some head."
"now say please."
"i please need some head." i twisted my lips and he hunched over in laughter once again.
"yo' ass been around spanky too long you turning slow."
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bruh i got writers block so bad rn. this a filler cause ian wanna go too long without updating but ima get back on track i promise.
