Brain Pod "Lead Scientist": This is your most diabolical scheme yet!
Zurg watched from the rails as the Uni-Mind was set in place.
Brain Pod "Lead Scientist": Assuming that the freakshow, known as my staff, CAN DO ONE THING RIGHT!
Grub (nervous): Of course, my evil emperor. And (Looks around) uh, uh, who better to give you the good news than, uh...
Grub runs off and gets Brain Pod #13, who is carrying a clipboard of data.
Grub (nervous): Brain Pod Thirteen [13]!
The Grub runs away.
Brain Pod #13: Huh? (looks up to Zurg and screams) Okay, hi, uh, Mr. Evil Emperor. How are you? You look very terrif--very sinister today. (clears his throat and puts the clipboard down) We believe that just as the Uni-Mind connected all the LGMs, it would hopefully allow you to reach out and ensnare every innocent mind in the Galactic Alliance. You know, a mind slave, evil puppet scenario. (evilly chuckles)
Zurg just stood there as his eyes slowly light up in anger.
Brain Pod "Lead Scientist" (angry): You're telling me the plan. I already know my plan. I made up the plan. It's my plan. WHAT I DON'T KNOW IS HOW CLOSE YOU ARE TO ACCOMPLISHING my plan!
Brain Pod #13 (nervous): Ooh yeah, kind of an outdoor voice there. (looks back at his clipboard) Okay, naturally, the first step is to turn the Uni-Mind from "Good" to "Evil", but um... we really don't have any idea how. You see, um...
At that moment, Zurg has finally lost it, and shoots a laser beam from his eyes at Brain Pod #13. Brain Pod #13 thankfully dodges his attack and speeds away.
Brain Pod "Lead Scientist" (angry): LAMEBRAIN!
As Brain Pod #13 screams, Zurg activates his rocket boots and hovers over the railing.
Zurg (while hovering down): If you want something turned evil, turn it evil yourself.
Two Grubs back away as Zurg lands right where they were standing. Then Zurg walks up to the Uni-Mind.
Brain Pod "Lead Scientist": That's what Nana always used to say to me. And she was plenty evil.
Zurg sinks his claws into the Uni-Mind, poisoning it with evil. As it turns from orange to purple, ghostly wails and shrieks can be heard.
Brain Pod #29 (nervous): Ooh! Evil overload!
The Uni-Mind turns more purple as the screams get louder and louder. So much so that Zurg's cape starts flapping until everything flashes white. When the white fades, the Uni-Mind now fully purple, with electric lightning bolts bouncing off of each end.
Brain Pod "Lead Scientist" (crying happily): Nana would be so proud!
Zurg: Indeed.
As the Lead Scientist continues to cry tears of joy.
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Star Command
ActionSpace adventurer Buzz Lightyear loses his partner during a mission and resolves to never jeopardize another person's life again. But Buzz's commander, Nebula, finds him a replacement anyway: Princess Mira Nova. Meanwhile, Buzz's nemesis, nefarious E...
