Jade Stark's Story *On Hiatus*

Oh The Drama...

~Don't ask. I don't even know why I wrote most of this stuff lmao~

~The Next Day~

"Jade, can you please get your feet off the table?" Tony asked.

I shook my head from where I was sitting at the kitchen table with my feet on it while Steve made breakfast. "Nope"

Tony crossed his arms. "And why's that?"

"Because I don't feel like it," I shrugged. "You're lucky that I can't legally move out until I'm eighteen, otherwise Natalie and I would have already gotten a place together"

"Jade Ava Stark, feet off the table. Now!"

I shook my head. I honestly don't give a fuck what he says or does to me anymore, I'm still pissed off at him.

"Hey Babe," Natalie said, coming into the kitchen. She sat at the table across from me and set her feet on top of it. I smirked while Tony looked like he was going to have an aneurysm

"Hey"

Steve and Clint looked at us confused. Probably because Natalie called me babe, which is something she's always done. It's kinda like a... Pet name, even though we aren't dating.

Tony rubbed the bridge of his nose. "I am getting so tired of the two of you. We are finding Natalie an apartment and she is moving out as soon as possible. And no Jade you cannot go with her"

I shrugged. "Whatever"

"Okay, are we just going to ignore that Natalie called Jade 'babe'?" Clint said, motioning to us.

Tony looked at him confused. "She did what?"

"I called her babe, so what?" Natalie said, shrugging.

"Are you two dating?" Tony asked.

Natalie and I both smirked at each other, thinking the same thing. "Yep," We said at the same time.

"I'm sorry what?"

I smirked. "Yep. Since Radley." I am absolutely loving this. Tony seemed like he didn't know what to think, which was hilarious.

"I ship it," Natasha said, walking in.

Tony sighed, running a hand through his hair. "I don't like this... Not the whole liking chicks thing, I don't really care about that, like I'm all for it cause that means no accidental pregnancy which I absolutely love. But I don't want you to be with her. Jade, you can do so much better than Natalie... She is such a bad influence..."

I rolled my eyes. "I mean, we could get a sperm donor if we really wanted a kid" I shrugged. Natalie pointed at me as if to say 'True'

"I'll do it!" Harley said from the other room. He came into the kitchen and held a finger up. "On one condition, I actually get to put it in Jade. Not in a cup. I'm not giving a check, I want a direct deposit"

Natalie, Clint, Natasha, and I burst out laughing, and Peter walked in confused.

"What did I miss and what did I just hear Harley say?"

I ignored Peter's question and turned to Harley. "Let do it" I gave Harley a look that said I was joking about all of this, to which he smirked and nodded.

Peter and Tony's eyes widened.

"No the hell you aren't!" Peter yelled. Wait, why is he angry... He has a girlfriend, he shouldn't care who I date or not.

Harley put his hands up "Ooh scary" He said sarcastically

Natasha raised an eyebrow at him. "Why do you care, Pete?"