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Don't worry, Part two of Raging Storms and Worthless are both in the making. Anyways, hope y'all like this! Enjoy!
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David: Jokes on you, I'm 10 times funnier and sexier than you
Mario: 10 times 0 is still 0 though
David: Jokes on you, I can't do math
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Brandon: Okay. I get it. You've had a really hard time lately, you're stressed out, seven people died-
Lucas: Twelve, actually.
Brandon: Not the point. Look, they're dead now and really whose fault is that?
Lucas: Yours!
Brandon: That's right: no one's.
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David, watching the news: Someone tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today!
Mario: *walks in covered with ink* Well, maybe the squid was being a dick.
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David: A theif.
Lucas: Thief?
David: Theif.
Lucas: I before E, except after C.
David: Thceif.
David: No.
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David: *Gets down on one knee*
Mario: Oh my god, it's finally happening.
David: *Falls over*
Mario: The poison is kicking in.
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Pat: Remember when you didn't try to solve all your problems with attempted murder?
Viper: Stop romanticizing the past.
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Ritchie: Am I going too far?
Micheal: No, no, no. You went too far about seven hours ago. Now you're going to prison.
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Bryan: You love me, (Platonically) right, Kay?
Kay: Normally, I'd say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don't like it.
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David: Must be hard not being able to laugh
Mario: I do have a sense of humor you know
David: I've never heard you laugh before
Mario: I've never heard you say anything funny
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Lo'pho: Kay...
Kay: Oh no, 'Kay' in b-flat.
Kay: You're disappointed.
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Devin: Lol heads up if you try to make a candle with food coloring, the food coloring will just sink to the bottom of the glass, and when the flame eventually reaches the bottom all the food coloring will catch fire and become one giant tall flame that you cannot possibly blow out and the glass will start to crack and then you'll throw your tea on it in a panic and then the extremely hot food coloring will boil and sizzle horribly and then the glass will shatter. Please take my word on this.
Ritchie: ...What did you do Devin?
Devin: A MISTAKE
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Kit: In your opinion, what's the height of stupidity?
Mario: *turning to Inmo * How tall are you?
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Jakey: I can't believe you live nearby, and you won't let anyone crash at your place.
Mania: You people already know too much about me.
Bryan: I know exactly three facts about you, and one of them is that you won't let any of us crash at your place.
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Ritchie: How's the sexiest person here~?
Devin: I don't know, how are they~?
Ritchie, flustered: I-
David, from across the room: I'm doing great, thanks!
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Inmo: Don't let Mario fool you. He's not that scary. He used to take Ballet.
Mario: Which gave me the physical skills I needed to strangle you with my feet.
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Bryan: Are you drinking Pepsi for breakfast?
Kay: Yeah, What did you have for breakfast?
Bryan: Nothing.
Kay: I'm doing better than you.
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Inmo: Drugs?
Allumos: No were okay.
Inmo: Drugs?
Allumos: Uh no thank you.
Inmo: Drugs?
Allumos: Who invited you?
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Lucas: What do you think David will do for a distraction?
Kit: They'll probably, like, I don't know, make a noise or throw a rock. That's what I would do.
*Building explodes and several car alarms go off*
Kit : ... or they could do that.
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