Ngl I'm actually just tired. Also I am currently working on (when I say working on, I mean consistently, btw) like TWELVE ENTIRE ONESHOTS— WTF—
Don't worry guys I luv you (: YOU ARE WANTED AND VALIDATED SLAY
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Brandon: You have to go to college eventually
Inmo: Why?
Brandon: To get nice things. You see my
monitor?
Inmo: Yeah?
Brandon: I stole it from my friend freshman
year
Kit: I'm too young to die, and I'm too old to eat off the kids menu. What a stupid age I am!
Mario: No, the worst age to be at is when you're like you're too old to sit with all the kids
but too young to pay attention to what
the actual responsible adults are talking about.
Kit: What—
Mario: ...Which is always mentally too young if your ANYBODY THAT WE ARE FRIENDS WITH!!
Viper: Apparently you can never lose an
argument if you say "shut up nerd" at the end
Seek: Yes you can
Viper: Shut up nerd
Michael: I'm not convinced I know how to read. I've just memorized lots of words.
Blake: How you doing?
Kit: I'm good
Kit:
Kit: I mean, I haven't slept in 67 hours,
but I'm good
Ritchie: I forbid you to take another step down these stairs!
Inmo: Okay
Inmo : *yeets himself out the window*
Lucas: Where's David.?
Devin, remembering that David got his head stuck in a tuba after Lucas told him to leave it alone, and that he's supposed to cover for Mario and Blake as they work together to get David's head unstuck from the tuba: ....Who's David?
Kit: I'm bisexual, which means you're all at
risk.
Kit: *points at David* Okay You'll die first—
Colin: You have the backbone of a chocolate eclair—
Lucas: Whats wrong, Plant? Why are you
crying?
Plant: *hugs him*
Lucas: Are you okay? Did someone make
you cry? Who is it? I'll go talk to them if you
want me to.
David: *bursts through the wall* WHERE
ARE THEY!? ILL FUCKING MURDER
THEM!
Brandon: I do not have a resting bitch face.
My bitch face is always on duty. My bitch face
will rest when it's work is done.
Jericho: The Bible said Adam AND Eve, so I slept with them both!
Kit: Well, it is the BIble, not the
STRAIGHTble. You're only following the
book.
Mario: My stomach growled so loudly in
French today, holy shit
Mario: ...
Mario: Id like to clarify that my stomach
growled in French class. My stomach didnt
speak French, I'm sorry.
Kit: Bonjour
David: Le growl
Lucas: Feed me la baguette
Jericho: Honestly, I'm such a catch that if you don't have at least a little crush on me, then it's your loss
Mario: *makes a criminal cry by bullying them*
David: This is either madness or brilliance
Lucas: It's remarkable on how those two traits often coincide.
Brandon: I was like, "I'm gonna wake up early and do things!"
Brandon: I woke up early
Brandon: And I did not do things
Lucas: This...is a bucket
David: Dear god
Lucas: Theres more
David: NO—
Mario: Why am I friends with fucking idiots?
Bryan: I'm four months older than you
Kay: Yeah, that's how birthdays work
Lucas to David: I want your stupid sense of
humor making me laugh at 4am when I have
to be up at 6
Kit: AWWWWWWW!!!!!
Lucas and David: SHUT UP KIT!!!
Mario: People say I cant do what I love
without college.
Mario: I don't need a degree to play Minecraft.
Allumos: Why are you always so paranoid?
Brandon: I threw a boomerang a few years
ago and it never came back. Now I live in
constant fear.
Kay: Date a boy who forgives you for your
past.
Bryan: Date a boy who disregards your Cracker Barrel arson charge.
Mario: Date a boy who was your accomplice in the Cracker Barrel arson charge.
Ritchie before he met Devin: Real romance is just being deeply stupid together. I dream of one day meeting someone I can be deeply stupid with and not get embarrassed.
Blake: She was poetry, but he couldn't read
David: His name is Jared, he's nineteen
Ritchie: When his parents built a very strange machine
Kit: Watch that scene, digging the dancing
queen
Mario: Eyyyyy Macarena
Lucas: Horrible job everyone
Viper: Fucking hell, you look like someone
just tried to kill you or something!
Pat: Funny you should mention it-
Mario: *praying in Spanish while Viper threats him-also in Spanish*
Michael: *ranting in French*
Jakey: *screaming in American*
David: *yelling loudly in British*
Marshie: *Speaking rapidly in Japanese*
Kay: *trying to calm everyone down with animalistic noises*
Everyone else: *confused support*
Allumos: We Don't use bad words here
Viper in the distance: FUCK
Colin and Seek: >:0
Seek: Sometimes I start a sentence and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way.
Brandon: Lucas, I think your adoption of our
friends is getting out of hand.
Lucas, cuddling David and Mario and trying to grab Kit and Devin to force into the cuddle party: Try me, I'll adopt you too
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(I think i've already posted some of these but am too tired to check. Plz tell me if I have. TY) Hope you enjoyed!
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