Fairy Tail Origins One-Shots!

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Pat: This year for Halloween, I'm going as an idiot who stubbornly continues to deny their homosexuality
Viper: But you're dressed like me....
Viper:
Viper: Oh...

David, to Mario: here's a little song called, "I cherish our friendship so I won't tell you I would totally have sex with you if you asked"

Devin: sewing needles are great. I can make a scarf, I can make a hat, I can stab someone's eye out, I can make mittens...
Ritchie: Hold on, go back for a second there
Devin: I can make mittens?

Mario: I hate capitalism. It's a rigged
system that keeps us poor and isn't fair. You
shouldn't need to work three jobs to afford
basic necessities.
Mario during monopoly: Sorry, If you wanted to win, you should've tried not being poor!

Inmo: I have blindness, but for my ears
Kit: Deafness?

Kay: I had too many magic beans
Kay: I can feel the magic coursing through my VEINS!!!!
Jakey: K-Kay?!!
Lo'pho: Ignore her, she had seven boxes of tic-tacs

David: I have no heart. Love is for fools.
I'm a badass bitch that don't need no one in
my life—
Mario: *exists*
David: Well, fuck

Mario: I'm the funny comedy guy without
the funny
Lucas: But with ALL the mood

Viper: Come on. Get in the Halloween spirit and make a ghost!
Colin: That's called murder and I heard
somewhere that it's illegal

Lucas: *whispering to David* You're gay
David: I know that
Lucas: Gay for Mario?
David:
David: I didn't know that

Bryan: Why is there a baby pool filled with jelly beans in the living room?
Jakey: It was there when I got here.
Mania: I'm gonna go sit in my jelly beans for about an hour, contemplating the meaning of life.
Kay: She's having a bad day.

Kit: For some reason, every time I see
my crush or someone hot, I end up saying
"I'm gay"
Kit: I think my brain is actually
subconsciously trying to tell me I'm gay and
that I'm in love with my best friend

Kay: *plays her guitar*
David: Hey, do you take requests
Kay : Um, sure
David: Stop
Kay:
David:
Kay: *plays loudly and badly just to piss
off David*

Lucas: *answers unknown number* Hello?
Brandon: I see you
Lucas:
Lucas: Do I look good?

Blake : Why would anyone want to hurt
Inmo? :(
Ritchie: Maybe because they met him?

Mario: *Silently walks by*
David: I'm not gay, but goddamn
Lucas: You Dont have to by gay or bi to
appreciate another mans beauty
David: No, I'm saying I'd fuck him
Lucas:
Lucas: Okay...then...

Mario: You're my favorite
Kit: Favorite what?
Mario: Just generally. Across all categories.
Kit:  :)