Fairy Tail Origins One-Shots!

How to Decorate a Guild Hall; Featuring Halloween Bois and Simping David

YAY SPOOKY SEASON EVERYONE!! It's my Fav monthhhh guys! Also PART ONE OF THE 'TOBER ONESHOTS!!! I know it's already Oct 2nd for some of you. (EHEM BIG BRO AND MID BRO EHEM) But ignore that and just pretend it's not (:

Unedited — Ngl, not too proud of this one.

But! My other Halloween oneshots that I started, THOSE are good. I just wanted an Intro oneshot and was too lazy to rewrite this. Hope you guys like it BECAUSE I DONT!!

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It all started because of a knock on the door.

David groaned, flipping back over in his bed. When the knocks became more persistent, he finally got up, immediately annoyed that he was woken up too early in the morning. It's not like he was going to be able to go back to sleep now, anyways. He might as well wake up.

He groggily pulled on pants over his boxers, and trudged downstairs, not even bothering finding his coat as his head throbbed from the devastating early morning sunlight. The knocking slowly got louder, and David had no idea why they hadn't just walked in yet, considering the Ice Devil Slayer had literally no door.

When he saw Lucas passed out on the couch downstairs, he realized why. Shit. He was still at Lucas's house, wasn't he?

David looked around the room, rubbing his eyes to clear his vision. A nice looking kitchen, a hammock near the sofa, a bunch of pictures made by Plant hung up neatly in the corner, the mahogany coffee table, and a doorframe with an actual door installed with it. Yeah, he was definitely at Lucas's house. He was pretty sure it had rained last night. He going to have to check his garden later.

But who would want to bother Lucas at 8am was beyond him. Even David had the decency to wake up at least at eight thirty. Anything earlier was completely unreasonable to normal people standards. Granted, their guild was anything but normal, but still! This was just madness. Absolute utter madness.

David sighed, rolling his eyes as the knocking got louder and went up to the front door. He undid the lock, failing many times to move the metal hinge, before pushing door open only to see something very... well... unexpected.

There, at Lucas's door, at 8 o'clock in the morning, was Mario, Kit, Inmo, and a wagon filled with what appeared to be... Halloween decorations.

"Hi!" Inmo said cheerily, acting like he had at least 4 shots of espresso because Gods, how did somebody act like a total hyperactive moron this early in the morning?

"What— Heh?" Was the only thing that David said, because it was the only thing that David could process.

"You finally opened to door, jesus!" Kit said, rolling her eyes. David squinted at her, crossing his arms.

"Hey, listen Dibi. It's not my fault you and the rest of your group of idiotic numb brains came knocking at my door at 8 am," David said, rolling his eyes. He glanced back at the red wagon, and then looked at the three confused. "Yeah, why are you guys here, anyways?"

"Well you see—," Both the younger guild
members started to say, before Mario cut them off.

"Halloween, obviously," The Dragon Slayer, who also happened to be David's crush, said with a large grin on his face.

David raised an eyebrow. "Heh?"

Mario sighed, before grabbed a calendar that seemed to materialize out of nowhere and shoving in into David's face. The Devil Slayer grabbed the calendar from his boyfriend's hands, seeing that the page was flipped into the month of... October?

But, he thought it was still September— Oh, wait, It was the first day of October... Wasn't it?

Mario seemed to read his face, because a grin spread readily across his features.