Preview - Who am I?
<Sometimes before the iLand arrival>
SH: How well do we know ourselves?
JK: I still don't really know myself, but I think it's my job to keep searching.
SH: Do you think I can be even more handsome?
JK: I want to be a person who shines from the inside. Because I think the inner glow will also appear in the appearance.
SH: You know I'm hotter than your ex, better than you next.
JK: It's getting clearer and clearer. This heart is the only one in the world. The more I hear it, the more I feel. It's like a polaroid love.
SH: You're a paradox. JK: Oh, how so?
SH: The one with the mind of geniuses, souls of wisdom, and the heart of a kid.
JK: You're a pretty boy with layers of personality. SH: You make me sound like an onion. JK: I'm about to cry. SH: <raises his hand> Hold on. How am I like a bloomin onion?
JK: A visual prince once private, now connecting with us sincerely. When he smiles, you see his innocence & modesty. When he talks, you learn of his wit & humor. When he gazes at you, the moment is precious & time is irrelevant.
<5 mins later after the glow up>
SH: F* You think I have a big fat crush on you. Don't you? JK: No F* No. You think I have a big fat crush on you. SH: Fat chance with your fat a* JK: Why do you have to hurt my feelings? SH: What? I love fat a*. JK: Well, why did you say fat chance. SH: It must be a bad translation and stop checking my grammar. JK: We were both speaking in Korean. SH: I know we're both Koreans. JK: Ok, now you're just messing with me.
<SH walks away, JK follows behind, skippin>
JK: What's wrong? <trying to get in front of him> SH: <says nothings, stops, and JK runs into him, turns around and gives a sulking moody look.> JK: <not sure what to think> Are you mad at me again? <pouts>
SH: I started seeing someone. JK: <sad> Like in a date or hallucination? SH: Actually a therapist. JK: <happy, wait, not happy> Oh, I thought we were close enough for you to feel safe to share your secrets or anything bothering you with me. SH: No, not really. JK: <sad> Oh, I thought we could be best friends like soulmates? SH: No, not really. JK: Oh, I guess it was just me thinking that?
SH: I guess so. JK: <pouts> Is there anything I can do to help you? SH: No, not really. JK: <JK realizing, SH is closing off again. He wasn't sure what he did or what he should do. He thought I need to kill the therapist. >
<The next morning>
SH: You're not going to kill my therapist are you? JK: What? <F*, how did he know> Why would I? SH: Jealous? Jealousy makes fools of us all. JK: <F*> Why would I be jealous? SH: Cuz, he's got a bigger d* than you. JK: STFU, take that back, are you F* him? SH: It's none of your business.
JK: What? You are my business. We're in a relationship. SH: Fake one, remember. JK: < walks back and forth> Right, still, it's not right, right? SH: It's in our contract. JK: <He's making all this up to make me jealous.> Fine. SH: <He doesn't think I'm serious.> Fine. < what now?> Ok, well I have an appointment.
JK: <looks at his watch> At 10 pm? SH: He's good at what he does. JK: And what's that? SH: That's private. JK: <shakes his head> I guess I really don't know you. You might as well have signed the contract anonymous.
<10 mins later>
SH: You weren't serious about killing my therapist, were you? JK: What? I mean why? SH: Cuz, he knows too much. JK: About you? SH: No, silly, about you. JK: Wait, you told him about me? SH: Who goes to talk about themselves? JK: Apparently, everyone but you. SH: Strange, I went to help you. JK: What? Most people would do the opposite, and say their friend has a problem. SH: You mean I should have been honest? JK: <slaps his head>
SH: Ok, I'm one of a kind. JK: That goes without saying. So now you want to kill him? SH: Don't they have the highest suicide rate? JK: I don't know, I haven't researched? SH: Trust me on this, that's our plot twists. JK: How so? SH: We'll kill him off and make it look like a suicide. JK: WTF, who are you?
SH: You were thinking the same thing earlier. JK: That was a private thought, I wasn't going to say it out loud, let alone execute it. SH: Why not? JK: Moral people don't do that. SH: Are you saying I'm immoral? JK: If you kill someone, yes. SH: What if it's justified? JK: We're not vigilantes. SH: Why not? JK: Because everyone is entitled to due process, innocent until proven guilty. SH: What if the process failed?
JK: Ok, you can't kill someone just because he knows too much about you, I mean me. SH: I want to protect you JK. JK: What did you tell him? Wait? You're f* him, and he wants to blackmail you, is that it? SH: No. JK: Well, did you. SH: That's private. JK: This is beyond private, you want to kill someone, I need to know why.
SH: Nevermind JK. I'll take care of this myself. JK: No. Never, you can't kill him. SH: I don't need to, remember. JK: No, you can't make it look like a suicide either. SH: I don't need to make it look like a suicide. JK: What do you mean? SH: Nothing, if I tell you, I have to kill you. You are better off not knowing. You know nothing, ok, that's what you say if the police ask. JK: No way. I don't approve. SH: Too late, it's already done. JK: What? How? When? OMG, who are you? SH: Hoonie, the love of your life. JK: F* No. <panicking>
SH: Chill JK, I was just practicing my lines with you for an upcoming kdrama. JK: <not entirely convinced.> What's it called, and when is it coming out? SH: No spoilers JK. JK: <shook>
<Unanimously yours, always and forever>
Bonus -
JK: You know Hoon, sometimes you can be the worst person in the world. SH: Really? Only sometimes? JK: <shook>
SH: You know they have an old indie movie with the same title. You wanna go see? JK: Are you asking me out? SH: No, I'm asking you to pay for the tickets and buy me food. JK: <double shook>
JK: Why would I want to see a guy behaving badly when I have you? SH: So you would think more highly of me? JK: So instead of improving yourself, you want to lower the bar? SH: Exactly. You know me so well. JK: <shookx3>
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