Hi !!! I'm running out of ideas so here are some Incorrect Quotes . I might do headcanons too . Enjoy reading this !
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Carmen: Gray and I have the kind of easy chemistry where we finish each other's-
Gray: Sentences.
Carmen: Don't interrupt me.
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Carmen: It's dark in here
Gray: Don't worry love I got this
Gray: *Stomps his feet*
Gray: *Skechers light up*
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Carmen: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives
Gray: I wake up at 4:30 AM
Carmen:
Carmen: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives
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Gray: You are the love of my life and I would do anything within reason to make you happy.
Carmen: I would be happy if you ate, stayed hydrated and got a reasonable amount of sleep.
Gray: I said within reason, Carmen. How about I murder that guy?
Carmen: So murder is in reason but proper self care isn't?
Gray: Well, duh. What kind of question is that?
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Gray: Shouldn't get stressed out, it's not good for the baby.
Carmen: What baby?
Gray, crying a bit: Me
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Carmen: Are you really planning to shoot the demon?
Gray: Don't worry, it's a holy gun.
Carmen: How so?
Gray: It makes holes.
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Carmen: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine.
Gray: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again.
Carmen: O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns??
Gray: Is it working?
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Gray: Okay, I'm going to get the wedding cake.
Carmen: Perfect, while you do that I'll check on the ring bear.
Gray: ...
Gray: You mean ring bearER, right?
Carmen: ...
Gray: Look me in the eyes and tell me you are not going to bring a dangerous wild animal to our wedding.
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Carmen: *makes Gray a cup of tea but puts salt in it*
Gray: *sips tea*
Carmen:
Gray: *finishes tea*
Carmen: Didn't it taste bad?
Gray: Yeah, but I didn't want to hurt your feelings so I drank it all.
Carmen, tearing up: Oh, okay.
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Carmen: I have to go . I have some stuff to do .
Gray: I'm stuff .
Carmen: Oh no
Shadowsan: You're dead
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Carmen: Can you recommend a book that'll make me cry?
Gray: General Mathematics 8th Grade Edition.
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Carmen: Gray you've lost a lot of blood and you're going to need a transfusion . What's your type?
Gray: Oh ... smart , beautiful , always wears the color red , is being hunted by numerous organizations .
Carmen: Wha- no you're blood type .
Gray: Oh, uh ... red?
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Gray: Quick , take my hand . Carmen: Ok, now what ? Gray: Well I didn't plan this ahead. I just wanted to hold your hand . Carmen: ....Ok
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