Chemistry in History

Drunk Mistakes

Surprise surprise, the chapter you've been all waiting for...or not ;)

*Ryan pov!*

"Alex hurry the fuck up, I'm not standing around here any longer than two more minutes!" I shouted at the phone before hanging up. I paced around on the doorstep of Alex's house, waiting for him to come. He was supposed to be the one hosting, but his parents suddenly came home early from their trip, so Braden moved it to his house. I didn't like the guy much, but if he offered I wasn't going to reject it. My phone suddenly vibrated in my hand and I answered it without looking at the caller id.

"Hey, babe." A pitchy flirty voice said.

"Hi Scarlet, we'll be there in twenty minutes." I said not making small talk.

"Ok, I'll see you then, oh and what color thong do you want me to wear?" She said in tone, attempting to sound sexy.

"Yeah, I'm gonna hang up now, so we can come to pick you up." I said tapping my foot impatiently before stuffing my phone in my pocket without her answer.

Honestly, I should get a medal for how much I cope with girls. They are snotty, annoying, and are always asking for help. I don't understand why they can't do anything by themselves. The only reason I do stand all their shit is that they, then at night return the favor. I swear that's the only reason god even created sex, so the men have a reason not to leave the women. Otherwise, no one would even need women in their life, what's the point, so that the men have to waste their time and take care of them when they are having cramps? Hell, I will never.

I don't even understand the concept of love, or even having crushes. Ok, I know girls have crushes on me all the time, but that's only because I'm hot and can make any girl drop to her knees. But guys liking a girl, that's just bullshit, because no such thing exists. Liking a girl doesn't make the blow better, what matters is how well their tongue works.

Which makes me regret ever hooking up with Scarlet, if I someone could've warned me I wouldn't have even gotten close to her, only thing is I did. I was drunk one summer night at Alex's place, and she was in nothing but a itty bitty bikini, how could I resist when she's got such a fat ass. Like I said I was drunk, she sat on me and flirted with me until I lost it and fucked her.

Biggest mistake of my life.

Turns out she wanted more, and wasn't up for a no strings deal, instead she wanted a relationship and as time went on she got more clingy. I try and keep her from calling me weird names or saying that we're a couple. She's tried to get me to agree to be her boyfriend, but I wouldn't even if I was blind drunk. Besides how would I get to get a new girl every night if I had to be loyal to one.

I'll admit it, I'm a player. That's what people call me, and I couldn't agree more, I can't be a kind sweetheart for the life of me. Besides it's fun to change the girl every couple days.

"Hey do you want to try my new gel?" Alex asked rushing towards me while be tugged his shirt down.

"No, I'm good, just get in the car." I said, he nodded and unlocked his SUV, I was going to leave my bike here since it was better we went in his car. He threw the keys to me and I effortlessly catched them before opening the car door and sitting in the driver's seat. Alex wasn't a great driver so he'd always tell me to drive when we went somewhere together.

"So got anyone in mind for tonight, or just any girl that gives you a wink?" Alex asked mockingly as he put on his seatbelt.

"Nah bro, not tonight, I need to take my mind off girls for a couple of days, my dad's killing me with the university stuff. I just need to relax a little." I said honestly. I really wasn't interested in any girl today, I was just going to get a good amount of ahc in my system.