Naruto various x reader

Chapter forty-eight...

3rd Person's P.O.V.

     Y/n and Kane walked down a path. Y/n didn't know where they were going. She wasn't worried about where she was going; however she was a little bit upset that she would be a rogue ninja now. She felt as though she had taken everything for granted. Y/n was down and Kane could tell. He couldn't have the only thing that made him truly happy be upset. Blubby had been with them too. Y/n had snuck back into the village just for her. Blubby wasn't in hibernation anymore. Y/n was slumped while riding on her back. Kane sighed and made eye contact with Blubby.

"So, you like killing things right?" Kane asked.

"Yeah. It's fun I guess."

"Okay. That's good. Akatsuki like people who are willing to kill anything at any moment. So can you do that?"

"Yeah."

"'Yeah' seems to be your favorite word now. Used to be 'No'." He let out a small chuckled.

"I'm sorry if my mood affects yours Uncle. I just don't know what to do with my life now. The more I think about everything the worse I feel. I feel like Sasuke but worse. I had people who wanted to be my friends but I pushed them away for Naruto. And now I hate," Y/n paused, "Naruto."

"Yeah, well that little shit wasn't worth your time anyways." Kane looked at Y/n. "But I can tell that's not the only thing in your mind. What's wrong?"

"Ino, Gaara. I can't visit them anymore."

"What about Neji? There's nothing wrong with Ino, just Neji can actually carry out the blood line."

"Ew."

"Sorry. Shouldn't have mentioned that. What about Hinata. She's," Kane thought for a moment, "there, at times. And she's nice to you. She likes you. Pretty sure she likes you as much as Naruto."

"Then I don't want anything to do with her. I don't want to compete for somebody's affection."

"That's true. I remember some bitch from the Cloud village. Thought I'd fight over her pussy. I killed her." Y/n had a very faint smile on her lips. "She thought she was the shit cause I came over to her house at the same time as her other dude already being there. Thought we were gonna have some epic battle for her. I cut his dick off and smacked her with it."

"Sounds like you were having fun."

"I was. She begged me to stop. So to get her to shut up I put his penis in her mouth."

"Did you kill him too?"

"Nah. Let him reminisce with the fact that he wasn't a man anymore. Anyways I threw her in a lake someways away. She drowned because she couldn't swim and the dick went down her throat. The kicker is the fact that she floated back up and the dick was hanging out of her mouth."

"Embarrassing for her."

"Incredibly. Also I didn't know at the time but that late was a water source for the village. She was found with a penis in her mouth and no man to place it with. The guy left the village from the embarrassment of not having a penis anymore."

"Can we not talk about penis face and penisless?"

"Oh, yeah sure. Let's talk about your no longer gonna be alive love life."

"Ugh." Y/n groaned and fell onto Blubby all the way. Kane laughed.

"What about Lee? He's a skilled fighter. Could very well have come good kids. You just have to prevent him from giving your kids his hideous hair."

"Ewww. I don't wanna talk about kids."

"Alright. Let's talk lesbian. How's Ino? Heard you guys were making out."