"This is crazy."
"Calm down."
"I can't! I'm so excited I might pee my pants!"
"Dude it's not even your wedding."
"I know! But I'm finally the ring bear!"
Smirking, Michael shook his head and turned back to the line of little boys, Cooper, Griffin, and Preston, who needed their ties tied.
"Are you nervous?" Calum asked, bending down at starting on Cooper's shoe laces.
"TO marry her?" Michael questioned.
Calum nodded.
Michael shook his head, "No, I've never been more sure of something in my entire life."
"That's so cute!" Destiny breathed in the corner.
"Remind me again why she's in here?" Calum asked.
"She's my best man." Michael replied.
"But she's not a man." Luke said slowly.
"Best woman." I amended.
"How come she gets to be the best woman?" Luke grumbled.
"Because you wanted to be ring bearer." Michael laughed.
"What am I?" Preston asked.
"You're going to walk down the aisle with Minnie and not trip her." He replied.
"What about me?" Preston demanded.
"You're on her other side." Michael sighed, finishing their ties.
"What me do?" Cooper asked, his loud, lumbering voice causing everyone in the room to smile.
"You're walking down with Ashley." Michael said, before licking his thumb and wiping the toothpaste ring off the little boy's face.
"I still can't believe this is happening." Destiny mumbled, "Like Michael, you're getting married."
"I bet Jess has like a perfect vagina." Calum muttered.
"Aren't all of them perfect?" Destiny questioned, "They're kind of the same."
"Mason's is shallow." Luke muttered, "Yet spacious, it's gross."
"What's a vagina Preston?" questioned innocently.
"A kind of purse." Michael said quickly.
"Like a tote?" Preston pried.
"Uh, yeah, sure." He chuckled.
"No it's not." Griffin spoke up, "It's a girl bum."
"How do you know that?" Michael demanded.
Looking innocent, Griffin pointed to Cal.
"What have you been teaching them?" Michael demanded.
"Dude, he walked in on Grace and I." Calum said defensively, "He saw some shit, I wasn't about to lie to him.
"Wait, wait, wait you let him walk in on you and Grace getting it on?" Michael yelped.
"Dude chill." Calum sighed, "She's like four, he'll forget about it by the time he's like ten."
"And in the mean time I'll have to pay for counseling." Michael grumbled, massaging his temples.
"Guys, it happens." I said quickly, trying to clear the tension in the air.
Running his hands down his face, Michael sighed.
Suddenly the door was thrown open and Jack and Ben Hemming appeared in the doorway.
