Opening the door I expected a lot of things. A fan, a girl scout, a Missionary trying to save my soul, what I did not expect however was a tall brunette woman wearing jeans and a North Face.
"Hello." I greeted unsure as to what she was doing on my porch.
"Are you Ashton Irwin?" she questioned.
"Uh, yeah, that's me." I replied.
"I'm Sprinkles." She said happily, holding out a well manicured hand, "The stripper."
"Excuse me?" I demanded.
Smiling, Sprinkles nodded and opened her mouth to speak, however before she could a horn honked. Looking out at the driveway my eyes widened at the sight of a black limo.
"Get in loser!" Michael shouted poking his head out the window, "We're throwing you a bachelor party!"
~Several Hours Later~
DESTINY'S POV-
I got a thing for drummers
How the beat shakes up my heart
I gotta thing for drummers
So, baby, show off all them tricks and bang them sticks...
"I've got to admit when you guys said you were throwing me a bachelorette party I thought it would be..."
"What?" Charlie laughed.
"Insane?" Grace guessed.
"Naughty?" Jess laughed.
"Yes, and yes." I admitted, "This isn't too bad."
Smiling, I looked up at the stage at the front of the bar where a drag queen, Britney Spears impersonator was singing Circus.
"It's not bad at all!" Jess replied, "Carter is a good friend of mine, gayer then the sky is blue, so if Ashton can't get pissy."
Laughing I nodded.
"How do you think the guys are doing?" Grace questioned.
"Do you want the truth?" Piper laughed.
"I don't know." Charlie groaned, "Do I?"
"They got a stripper." Piper chuckled, "And they were going to play laser tag then get plastered."
"I guess that means I'm done then." I sighed, pushing my drink away from myself, "Someone has to be sober for the kids."
"Harry and Louis are at the house." Jess assured me.
"Doing what?" I groaned, "Tattooing the kids? They have like forty-seven tattoos...per arm."
"Yeah, but they're classy tattoos." Grace defended.
"Classy my ass!" Jess snorted, "Harry has a mermaid with tits and pubic hair!"
"I forgot about that one." Grace admitted.
"They're good guys." Charlie said patting my arm gently, "Worse case scenario they draw tats on the kids, they'll wash off."
"True." I sighed.
"So then let's stop worrying and get another round of shots!" Piper shouted.
"Okay." I laughed, "I have to pee first."
"You want me to come?" Charlie questioned.
"I've got it." I replied, "Although if anyone has a......"
Before I could finish, Grace removed a tampon from her pocket and handed it to me.
"Oh Destiny." Jess groaned, "Seriously? There goes your honey moon."
