The Son of Imp Assassins

S1/E7 Ozzies

[The scene opens up with a city shot that pans down on Imp City. Yelling can be heard in the background. Loona can be seen reading a magazine called "IMP GOSSIP" with Verosika Mayday and Y/N on the front page and drinking out of a glass bottle. She places the bottle on an open page of Stolas's grimoire and it rolls off the table. The page of the book glows and creates a portal to the human world. A tree falls through the portal, along with a severed head. Moxxie peers out of the fallen tree, carrying a chainsaw. Blitzø walks into the office.]

Blitzø: Woo, that was a fuck ton of lumberjacks!

[Y/N flies out of the portal covered in blood but with a massive smile on his face.]

Y/N: Fuck yeah it was! Holy shit I'm so glad I got to test out my new magic!

[Y/N blows out some smoke from his blood covered fingers like they were gun barrels.]

Blitzø: Hell yeah Y/N your magic gets cooler and cooler every day, you took on so many of those lumberjacks on your own!

[Millie crawls across the floor like a crab, with an axe between her teeth.]

Millie: I'm still so jazzed up!!

[She snaps the axe in half and laughs. Millie walks over near the rest of the group.]

Moxxie: Well you better stay jazzed, [points finger guns] Babe, because guess where I'm taking you tonight?

Blitzø: Don't you dare finish a filthy pun in my presence Moxxie. Besides, drinks are on me tonight. Let's hit up the new dive down the street.

Moxxie: Actually sir, it's our marriage anniversary. So I'm taking Millie to Ozzie's in the Lust Ring!

Y/N: Really? I'm actually going there tonight as well to perform with Verosika and I wanted to bring the other girls but they all had something to do.

[Millie's eyes sparkle and she squeals in delight.]

Millie: [gasps] Ozzie's?! No way! That place is always booked and ma son is gonna sing there too!

Moxxie: Yeah, well I've been planning it for quite a while.

Millie: Moxxie!

[She jumps into Moxxie's arms and kisses his face before they both start French kissing and making out. Blitzø rolls his eyes and Y/N facepalms.]

Blitzø: [groans] Ugh, can you two not?

Y/N: At least me and my girlfriends don't do it in public.

Moxxie: I'm sorry sir. Maybe another time?

Blitzø: No, it's fine! I-I can come with the two of you, help you celebrate your boring as fuck monogamy. Y/N's singing should make it better and more bearable though.

Moxxie: Uh no. The reservation is for us.

Blitzø: Uh huh.

Moxxie: Just us.

Blitzø: Mhm.

Moxxie: Without you there. Explicitly without you there.

Blitzø: I wear something nice. It's a big deal after all. [hugs Moxxie and Millie tightly.] See you lovebugs later!

[He whistles on his way out. Moxxie growls.]

Y/N: Don't worry dad I can try to make sure he doesn't interfere with yours and mom's night.

Millie: Thanks Y/N and relax sweetie, don't let him get to you today. Let's just go home and... clean this blood off.

[Moxxie blushes, flustered. She drags her finger down from Moxxie's chest and makes a seductive purring sound. They walk offscreen. The scene cuts to Hell's version of a subway.]