Radio Killed the Video Star

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[We open with an exterior shot of the Hazbin Hotel before cutting to inside with Charlie pacing back and forth in panic mode. Keekee was in the shot, walking alongside her owner.]

Charlie: Okay. So the extermination is coming in six months instead of a year. No big deal. Just a little setback. Nothing we can't handle. Just angels cutting our timetable in half. But who needs a whole year to save souls? Am I right?! [Starts to panic.] And next time when they cut the time in half again, and again, we'll just handle it, right?!

Y/N: I'd love to help but I need to keep my army in my city and the surrounding area to keep my citizens safe. Sorry.

Charlie: What do I do, can we really handle this?!

[Vaggie grabs Charlie, calming her down.]

Vaggie: Yes. We will.

Angel Dust: Oh, please, ya had less then half a chance when you started all this salvation bullshit. And now... (phone vibrates with violent threating messages such as "fucking bitch") Ain't no silver lining this time toots.

Charlie: Sure there is! We just...have to look a little harder for it!

Y/N: Alright at best I can conjure a few extra shadows if you really need that much help.

Charlie: That would be nice but we still need to look for more help and people.

Angel Dust: Well, while you're lookin', the rest'a hell's goin' nuts. [Angel waves his phone in their faces.] People are already freakin' out about the news. Look at what's happenin' in the Doomsday District.

[He scrolls down an article with the bottom showing a demon screaming in front of a fire. Suddenly a pink message appears. Charlie gets closer to read it.]

Charlie: Err, what is a...Donkey Show?

[Angel panics and retreats the phone back.]

Angel Dust: Aah, heh, nothin'. My boss, Val, is just freaked out about the news too. Like I said, everyone's losin' their shit.

Y/N: Ugh Val, Ozzie fucking hates that guy, said she felt molested just being near him, but that aside scared sinners present an interesting chance.

Vaggie: Yeah, that's true. Sinners are desperate. Maybe desperate enough to try anything to escape the extermination?

Charlie: (Gasps) This is the perfect time to recruit more sinners for the hotel!

Angel Dust: Cute idea and all, but you really gonna go out in all of this? [waves the phone with the place still on fire and demons in panic.]

Charlie: Well, it's not like people are just gonna show up on our doorstep -

[Suddenly, a massive explosion made Charlie scream in fight from behind, getting their attention. They turn to see a freshly made hole in the wall, then cuts to outside to see Madam Pentious zeppelin armed for battle. The scene cuts inside to see her and her Egg Boiz scattering around.]

Madam Pentious: Show yourselves Y/N and Alasssstor. Come and face -

[Pentious pauses for a moment when she notices Alastor absent from the freshly made hole. She then looks to see him sipping coffee on the balcony of the second floor.]

Madam Pentious: Oh there you are - Face my wrath!

Y/N teleports next to Alastor while Malcia, Kaleria, and Maximus exit his shadow

Madam Pentious: Not you three again!

Alastor: Who are you?

Sir Pentious: Who am I? Who am I?! I am the great Madam Pentiousssss!

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